Marg 🧚🏼‍♀️

trying to be more professional on the internet

[Marg 🧚🏼‍♀️ @n1ckcarter]

I’m no longer in my love and light era I’m now in my conceal and carry era so if people are mean to me I’ll just threaten them

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

Officially sick of everything there is to eat for dinner. There are no more dinners left.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Please Mr Bull, not right now, we have a lot going on

[hannah @dogfanhan]

an “April fools prank”?? Oh, you mean a Lie??? like the sin???

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

my birthday is in july please plan accordingly

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The one place Drake thought he was safe, a celebration of good acting

[Marg 🧚🏼‍♀️ @n1ckcarter]

@Laura_Pap Asking the real questions!!!

[Marg 🧚🏼‍♀️ @n1ckcarter]

Wayne on SNL50 ❤️ lil cutie in his cardigan and slacks - a true professional!!!

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

If ur man isn't taking you to Chili’s tonight break up with him!!!!!!

[fran @galacticidiots]

No, using an em dash a lot isn’t a sign of AI because the em dash is not punctuation, it’s a vibe. It’s a feeling. You don’t use it because it makes grammatical sense — you use it because your heart tells you to. AI couldn’t possibly do it well because it lacks one.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Kendrick wearing bootcut jeans was so special

[Marg 🧚🏼‍♀️ @n1ckcarter]

Sometimes I forget that I really sat for 5 hours to get my whole sternum blasted with no numbing or pain meds and when I remember I develop a god complex

[katherine @jessepiinkmans]

got that dawg in me

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[her @horny4hooters]

suddenly having no earthly desires when someone asks what i want for christmas

[Marg 🧚🏼‍♀️ @n1ckcarter]

If I bought a plane ticket for a wedding after getting a save the date but then never got an invite to who do I venmo for reimbursement

[Marg 🧚🏼‍♀️ @n1ckcarter]

Hi I’m back idk how Elon is gonna run the DOGE when it took me 6 months to get a password reset but pop off king

[Marg 🧚🏼‍♀️ @n1ckcarter]

Rediscovered old wiz on a playlist and I’m sad to say I’m OBSESSED AGAIN