I am considering one of the most pressing questions of our era: in a Muppets Odyssey, who would Miss Piggy play? There's an argument for: the cyclops (appetite and mēnis), Circe (native empiggification), Calypso (won't let Kermie go), Penelope (loyal, vaguely spurned)
Rubbing your belly after eating a satiating meal is one of life's simple pleasures. Other simple pleasures in life include getting so high you get scared, ordering takeout when you have food at home, and digging in your butt
“What is three things that you loved before entering the big brother house that you don’t anymore?” Jason
“America’s vote”- Mallory
*feeds cut*
LMFAO #bb28
@notashwee elementary school students shouldn’t be held to the same standards as an adult. this is the most ignorant take i’ve ever seen. children can be educated on their allergies and still make mistakes, especially other kids who don’t have said allergies and cross contaminate…