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[rebh @hoodsvojce]

noi gente semplice e umile

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I NEED a friend with benefits. NOT sexualły, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hate being responsible for my own meals because i'll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks for? I should get a 15 minute break every hour to eat cheese.

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

being single is great until a romantic movie reminds me maybe i do want someone to buy me flowers and look at me with those pathetic yearning eyes

[meow @swirli_e]

imaginatuationship

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

For a dry ass phone I be on it alot

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[sa🧃 xnghanᯓ★ @chillzay]

pov mi rubano la borsa ma trovano i sofficini sottomarca

[Corrado Visone @cor_vis]

#maturità2026 tra i temi proposti esce #Pavese. Come concluderei:

[mor ! ☭ ¹⁹¹⁰¹⁹ ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖ 🇵🇸 THIS BOY IS ON T @SAGITTABCNDO]

finalmente sono ufficialmente LIBERO 🎉🎉🍾🥳🥂🥂🎊

[💿📼EvilFemboyCrow📼💿 @EFemboycel]

I wish I could use "because it makes me wanna kill myself" as a valid reason for not wanting to do something but people find that uncomfortable

[Mellifex @mellifexfarm]

he weighs exactly five mandarin oranges

[giogi x loml | off campus⭐️ @giohst]

buona sessione anche a voi❤️