Garrus Vakarian

Retired C-Sec Agent (Failed), Expert in Reapers and calibrations, formerly known as the Omega Archangel Avenger. Some women find my scars attractive

[Aunn ♫⋆｡♪ 💙 @PUPPYGR1LL_]

"Yo tmbn soy un depredador"
-Herisz

[Deigo. @DeigoManga]

pues vale

[Garrus Vakarian @N7Garrus]

@witchoffaerun ???

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@LawBringerSRTwo Leave Veetor alone, cheerleader.

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@jxsmin_twts cringe

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@jxsmin_twts Calibrations

[Garrus Vakarian @N7Garrus]

@HelloShadwWoker What are you implying, Glyph?
I'm not one of those horny Batarians who likes blue tits, for Palaven's sake.
By the way, you don't happen to know if anyone on the Normandy buys these kinds of games, do you?
Just curious.

[Garrus Vakarian @N7Garrus]

A random Salarian just offered me an Asari porn game in the Citadel.

[Garrus Vakarian @N7Garrus]

Saren was a complete bastard and no one realized he was evil,
not even his friend (boyfriend) Nihulus.
Shepard told me that he didn't even realize Saren was half-robot until just before he shot him in the back.
That's what I call a bad calibration.
Fuck you, Saren.

[Blonde Glyph @HelloShadwWoker]

@N7Garrus Congratulations on your successful reapplication into Citadel security, Mr. Vakarian. I'm sure your father is very proud of your decision.

Though I would advise against using such terminology against our Hanar friends. They may not deem it 'appropriate'.

Have a pleasant day.

[Garrus Vakarian @N7Garrus]

I just passed my C Sec re-entry exam thanks to all of you who supported me.
Let's make the citadel a better place.
You Big stupid jellyfish.

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@0966Ct Same

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@ardatbanshee I can show you the Turian danger anytime you want. I hope Dr. Michel doesn't find out about that.

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I love redheads, they are an essential part of my life.

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@ardatbanshee you can come and calibrate with me

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@LawBringerSRTwo @fuckcerberus Kisses, please. You're dying for it.

[Garrus Vakarian @N7Garrus]

Hear me out