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Have a pleasant day.

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@usern7operative Acknowledged.

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@itslydiabxtch I can confirm.

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@ardatbanshee Understandable. Please, should you have a change of mind, do not hesitate to contact me for recommendations. I currently have access to 1,283,196 known hair stylists across Citadel space and the Terminus systems. I'm confident I could find something befitting your person.

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@ardatbanshee Perhaps a black wig would be more your style? I'm sure it would help to accentuate your features much more significantly as a result. I imagine Bray would absolutely approve of such a change in style, despite his supposed disapproving demeanor of your person.

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@TZorahNarRayya You look positively radiant today, Ms. Zorah.

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@fuckcerberus With all due respect, Ms. Jack. You look like a cheerleader.

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@vernern7 Activating counter measures.

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@blondgarrus Thank you, Mr. Vakarian. It would appear that your adoption of human hair practices has set a 'trend' amongst the crew. The shadow broker has assured me that my own appearance would benefit as a result as well if I followed your example.

Have a pleasant day.

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In light of recent events, I have deemed it appropriate to engage in a change of attire for the foreseeable future. I have also taken it upon myself to see a 'hair stylist' on the Citadel. They have assured me that I am, in fact, 'slaying'.

Have a pleasant day.

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@doctrchocolates May I suggest getting with the program, Dr. Chakwas?

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@LTShadowBroker @cmdrjaneshepard You look absolutely remarkable, Shadow Broker. I also appreciate the hair stylist that you put me into contact with as well. They do incredible work indeed.

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@cmdrjaneshepard Not true, Commander. Everything you are currently seeing is, in fact, real. May I suggest a visit to a popular hair stylist aboard the Citadel?

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@kirrahemajor I must say. You do look quite dashing, Mr. Kirrahe.

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@KillerKaiLeng You still look like an anime cosplayer.

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@N7Garrus While not the exact same title in question, I believe @kasumi_goto is an avid enjoyer of video games of a similar caliber. After running a scan on her personal omnitool, her favorite title would appear to be "butt bandits". She currently has 2978 hours logged in this video game.

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@KillerKaiLeng @c_namearchangel I am shaking in my non-existent, virtual boots.

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@dailyliara Mother is quite agile.

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@fuckcerberus @LawBringerSRTwo This was an unexpected outcome. I will ask EDI to part with video footage regarding this coupling. I am confident the extranet would be greatly interested.