no

[clare @sadderlizards]

i found you in this lifetime and i’ll find you in the next. consider this a warning

[steph @steph_mcca]

I hope they can build more of those modern apartment complexes. everyone i know wants their home to feel like on-campus housing for upperclassman

[no @n___icole]

the government should do a lot more in my opinion

[no @n___icole]

it's almost been a year since i created a tweet

[Daniel Winn @DanielWinn]

Such an inspiring move from Joe Biden. I'm going to quit my job too

[Dennis Young @dpyoung13]

I interviewed @DanielWinn about his movie "Limits," the comedy about running that feels like it should have been made years ago https://t.co/me1RSa8Uo6

[alessandra @bIiccy]

C section babies can’t dance

[Soup @soupinthering]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[no @n___icole]

men are not allowed to raise their eyebrows

[anand @demon_squid]

congratulations to all the nobel prize winners! really great job you guys!

[Martin Fritz Huber @fritzvsfritz]

Wrote about @DanielWinn's very funny new movie which is on YouTube and which you should see: https://t.co/yh4AJsg1es

[no @n___icole]

@e_asherah bc it doesn’t happen

[no @n___icole]

boyfriend who needs a haircut but waits to get one until after his girlfriend’s birthday as to not ruin her special day 🤩

[clare @sadderlizards]

i have to become more weird and unsettling

[Daniel Winn @DanielWinn]

The movie I wrote, produced, starred in, and co-directed last summer is out now. Hope you like it:

https://t.co/lm0J1nm2z0

[no @n___icole]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Hey I’m your new government assigned friend

[no @n___icole]

can’t believe i’m not allowed to wear the same thing i wore yesterday. and the day before

[no @n___icole]

@MargBarAmerica or both 😇

[anand @demon_squid]

my friends teaching me how to use splitwise