evan↟

il faut que je sois heureux

[evan↟ @n__a_v_e]

I came back on twitter just to tell everyone that it is always worth it to pay an extra dollar to add avocado to anything

[evan↟ @n__a_v_e]

@katrinedee but then school?

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

you (uncultured): a baby couldve painted this picasso painting

me (cultured, took 1 college art history class): i would fuck this painting

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

https://t.co/rSPiL7ely0

[evan↟ @n__a_v_e]

My grandma just called it "all of gardens"

[jake guzman @jguzmannnn]

Washington.

[CJ Lorentz @cjlorentz]

@n__a_v_e HIGHKEY GOTCHU

[evan↟ @n__a_v_e]

@cjlorentz ok i gotta watch it... SSOOON

[evan↟ @n__a_v_e]

does anyone have shark boy and lava girl?

[evan↟ @n__a_v_e]

Last minute Christmas shopping is so funny. Everyone is all so stressed out

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

to some of the users responding to our tweets: diner is spelled d-i-n-e-r not d-a-d-d-y. thank you.

[evan↟ @n__a_v_e]

There is a tea to cure your every problem

[evan↟ @n__a_v_e]

@katrinedee IT IS FAKE!!! IT LOOKED LIKE A DAMN CHEESE WHEEL TONIGHT

[evan↟ @n__a_v_e]

THE MOON TONIGHT ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[evan↟ @n__a_v_e]

@knvcklxpvck samę