leolover97

while you was twerking, Bernice was werkin'!

[lily🕊 @minililipad]

this is ariana grande and pete davidson

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

Get back on Tinder ! https://t.co/G9ijIUXrYD

[Azul @tootsvstheworld]

Eating ass not for everyone I’m tell you https://t.co/i0hqQFmja1

[Giuly @Princessofwifi]

Leona Lewis: They try to pull me away, but they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein that keep on closing you cut me open and I keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love

9 year-old me:

[stone vanderpump @booboolafool]

me: doesn’t understand a concept

professor that has studied the subject for 37 years: https://t.co/325gafsZJF

[polly darton @lainekchapman]

my body: WATER please I need it
me: you - you want iced coffee??

[kayla @baz00per]

I'm a:
⚪️meat eater
⚪️vegan
🔘vegetarian

And I:
⚪️am afraid of confrontation
⚪️will discuss this rationally
🔘ain't fuckin scared of him

[Alex T @AlexT]

so doggy school exists and this little guy is so excited to go 😫

[leolover97 @n__christensen]

@Communist_teen @AlexT Brb going to learn to drive so this can be my job

[Amazon Movie Reviews @AmznMovieRevws]

The Boss Baby.

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

cant believe i got fired for measuring female coworkers skulls with my phrenology calipers. welcome to 1984. i have committed "wrongthink"