Nat

and the devil’s whispers were woven with temptation

[Nat @n_bayer]

All nipples are suckable in the eyes of Nat

[Nat @n_bayer]

Absolutely not vibin with my dad being a simp for his lil girlfriend

[Nat @n_bayer]

My job is wild, I was just trying to clean up some afterbirth and my coworkers says “my ex bf cheated on me with a guy” girl wut

[Nat @n_bayer]

Eating cheesy potato cass straight out the Tupperware 😏

[Nat @n_bayer]

My ex really just snapped me “happy anniversary of our break up” bruh 😂

[Nat @n_bayer]

I don’t like how emotional sports anime make me

[Nat @n_bayer]

Dude I fucked: stop calling me bud

[Nat @n_bayer]

Some have a lot to say on things they know nothing about, best to not listen

[Nat @n_bayer]

I just realized my case number is 00006900.. nice

[Nat @n_bayer]

It’s a beautiful day to deliver 16 puppies

[Nat @n_bayer]

My Monday morning consisted of helping a litter of puppies into the world I love my job

[Nat @n_bayer]

Young, dumb, and full of cum

[Nat @n_bayer]

For my nana’s 88th yesterday we had a tea party with everyone in dresses and hats and gloves. I showed up as the Mad Hatter

[Nat @n_bayer]

@ZachKingSTL The trailer dropped a month ago but it’s called the Kings Man it’s a prequel

[Nat @n_bayer]

My neighbors at their crotch goblin: why don’t you play with mom and dad
Me: CUZ YOU FUCKING SUCK

[Nat @n_bayer]

Don’t forget to limber up y’all

[Nat @n_bayer]

Bruv how you gonna send me a message longer than my screen and expect me to read that shit

[Nat @n_bayer]

*anime character dies
*all characters go through emotional trauma
*me eating my 5th string cheese
What a bitch

[Nat @n_bayer]

@Hannahthesadbee a pink rabbit vibrator with the 12 speed, she be basic

[Nat @n_bayer]

I swear my pink vibrator brings me more joy

[Nat @n_bayer]

I get fucked up send some off the wall shit to these dudes and wonder why I’m horny all the time