Cap'n Cansa

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

For all the casuals that missed everything that happened this NFL off-season, here's a quick recap

1. Dianna Russini was riding the dick off of Mike Vrabel for scoops

2. Every sports account is a prediction market affiliate

3. The Rams took a QB at 13 that McVay hates

4. Banner year for DUIs. Tony Romo embraced his inner Cowboy with one. Kyle Shanahan embraced his inner 49er by getting out of one. I think Jordan Addison had like 6

5. Stefon Diggs choked the shit out of his chef that he was banging then got 12 million from the Commanders who love that shit. The tried to trade for Josh Jacobs for the same reason.

6. Brandon Aiyuk became a role model to everyone who ever wanted to be a CTE influencer

7. ESPN fired everyone cool except Matt Miller who lost his arm then even more tragically was outed as a scammer

8. Aaron Rodgers reconciled with his family for attention

9. Falcons have two left handed QBs (Penix, Tua) with zero right brain cells

10. Tom Brady went off the deep end

11. Dolphins held tryouts from local citizens of Miami for every position

12. The 49ers electrical substation became sentient and went full Widow's Bay

13. Travis Kelce married an older woman. Rashee Rice missed the wedding because he was in jail for having a shitty knee or something

14. The NFL can eject players from games even when referees missed something (the DK Metcalf rule)

15. Everyone that tore an ACL or dislocated something is somehow on track to play Week 1

16. The fat kid from Superbad is going to kick your ass

[Cap'n Cansa @n_cansa]

@AdamSchefter Signing Gibbs is gonna come back to bite them. Especially for this much money. Should've traded Gibbs and kept Montgomery

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

Ten years ago, if you asked me which institution I trusted most, I probably would've said the medical establishment. Today, it's the one I trust least. COVID changed everything for me. Watching a vaccine developed at warp speed. Watching mandates force people out of their jobs. Watching careers destroyed for asking questions. That period permanently shattered my trust.

It's not about being anti-science. It's about watching science get weaponized against ordinary people.

What institution have you lost the most trust in over the last decade?

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

Detroit Lions S Kerby Joseph breaking down his knee injury and when he found out:

[Alexander Noah ⚾️ @Wolffman96]

-In October, he only goes 99 pitches in Detroit biggest playoff game in over a decade. Its all suspicious.

-In January, Skubal refuses to get a MRI.

-Only pitches in one game in WBC because of his agent basically.

-Still only talks through his agent over the contract/deadline.

-Says he wants so stay in Detroit but still won't sign an extension.

The guy seemingly got harder and harder to like and turned into a diva.

#DNMW

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

the way he looks at a woman before he slowly flays her to wear her skin as a suit

[Cap'n Cansa @n_cansa]

@SuperEarthHub @MoshiMoshiMoan Thank you!

[Cap'n Cansa @n_cansa]

@SuperEarthHub @MoshiMoshiMoan Do you have a link to where the states examiner explained it?

[Cap'n Cansa @n_cansa]

@charlieINTEL @cecianasta I mean, I'm one of the people who wouldn't have played it otherwise. COD is slop of the highest degree

[Cap'n Cansa @n_cansa]

@MyTimeToShineH Can this roid head go away already? He's got such a fragile ego that he isn't allowed to lose in his movies. How is that good for a franchise

[very strange girl @oddcrittergirl]

With the number of Gen Z girls who call pregnancy “bodily horror” or say it “ruins your body,” you’d think our generation would be super fit or full of extreme health nuts instead of being obese.

It really just is a way to shame young mothers.

[Cap'n Cansa @n_cansa]

@VintageSentinel @MoshiMoshiMoan They believe that for good reason. Big franchises have gotten away with a lot of shit and some really bad games before people finally called it quits on them. The average consumer just doesn't care

[Cap'n Cansa @n_cansa]

@DanielLMcAdams You are an actual retard. The fact that you think a bunch of imported Muslims for 3rd world countries share values with American Christians is beyond ridiculous. It's legal to marry and impregnate fucking children in their religion. To have multiple wives. It's disgusting.

[Cap'n Cansa @n_cansa]

@BookerGWash You morons kill each other at a higher rate than anyone else but yeah you definitely need more weapons

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1978, a student working a summer job at minimum wage could earn enough to cover an entire year of in-state tuition at a four-year public university, often without needing to take on debt.

In 1978, a student earning the federal minimum wage could realistically pay for an entire year of in-state tuition at a public four-year university with a typical summer job. With minimum wage set at $2.65 per hour and average annual tuition and required fees around $688, a student working 40 hours a week for 12 weeks could earn about $1,272 before taxes—more than enough to cover tuition and still have money left for books, transportation, and other expenses.

That reality has largely disappeared. While the federal minimum wage has remained at $7.25 per hour for years, average in-state tuition and fees at public four-year universities have climbed to roughly $11,000 annually. Covering tuition alone at minimum wage would now require more than 1,500 hours of work before taxes, the equivalent of nearly 38 weeks of full-time employment—far beyond what a student could earn during a normal summer break.

[Cap'n Cansa @n_cansa]

@thatstarwarsgrl What're the oranges for!?

[Cap'n Cansa @n_cansa]

@ClownWorld Fatigue

[John Ʌ Konrad V @johnkonrad]

What if America is already far richer than anyone in the swamp is allowed to admit?

What if the real drag on the Republic isn’t taxes, isn’t debt, isn’t even the deficit, it’s Europe?

What if NATO was never a mutual defense pact, but a 75-year subscription America forgot to cancel?

What if “burden sharing” is the most expensive euphemism in the English language?

What if the City of London cabal is draining our banks?

What if the advice from globalists is terrible advice that’s costing us big?

What if every European basing agreement, every forward-deployed brigade, every Ramstein runway, every Aviano hangar, every Souda Bay pier is a tax American workers pay so Berlin can run a welfare state and Paris can run a 35-hour week?

What if foreign aid to Europe isn’t aid, it’s tribute, flowing the wrong way?

What if transporting the vast majority of trade on European owned ships costs more than we realize?

What if the NGO archipelago in Brussels, Geneva, and The Hague is just a money-laundering loop where US taxpayer dollars get rinsed through a “civil society” conference and returned as lectures about our democracy?

What if the UN isn’t a parliament of man, it’s a Manhattan timeshare with diplomatic plates, an accounting black hole, and a Human Rights Council chaired by people who’d jail you for tweeting this?

What if “the rules-based international order” was always code for: Americans build it, Americans pay for it, Americans bleed for it, and Europeans grade it?

What if $36 trillion in debt looks a lot smaller the second you stop underwriting a continent that sneers at you in three languages?

What if you zeroed out the Europe line, the NATO line, the UN line, the NGO line, and woke up tomorrow in a country with the fiscal headroom to rebuild every shipyard, every foundry, every rail line, and every Navy hull we’ve let rot since the Cold War ended?

What if American tourists went to American cathedrals, American opera, American museums, American cities instead.

I’m not saying I believe all of it.

I’m saying maybe, just maybe, we could pay down all our debt and wouldn’t have to pay taxes at all if we cut Europe loose.

[🎰🎲🃏Warski🃏🎲🎰 @Andywarski]

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