Lyd Schmidt

[Lyd Schmidt @n_cleeverhook]

Well take a look at what happened, seriously, £482,118 in the first month, and i'm simply, blown away. #britmethod

[sticks @rrawbiehrrti]

just home from spreading fertiliser. the spouse asks me,
"how was work today lovey?"
"shit hit the fan, again."
"that's good."

[Glasgow Facts @GlasgowFacts]

JK Rowling will be giving away signed copies of her "Lord Of The Rings" books all day at that petrol station in Maryhill, please RT #Glasgow

[Lyd Schmidt @n_cleeverhook]

'it was the behaviour of an oddball' https://t.co/bUMxsqXnKA

[Lyd Schmidt @n_cleeverhook]

just watched a Norwegian open a bottle of bubbly with an ipad

[Lyd Schmidt @n_cleeverhook]

http://t.co/b08gNUYHHJ