Neil Damms

Pissed off and Grumpy. Barnsley FC fan. Playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

[Neil Damms @N_Damms]

@CatherineJBott @easyJet What Jay actually said was it SHOULD be ok, not that it Definitely was ok.... err on the side of caution and just put it in your hold luggage
(Assuming of course you'll have some).

[Neil Damms @N_Damms]

@Parody_PM "Dear Diary:
You wont believe what happened today.... I was on the pier in Clacton (unbelievable, I know) admiring view. As I was in the process of taking a selfie to prove to everyone I was there, a seagull swooped down and knocked my phone out of my hand and into the sea"

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@HitsSYorksNews Most drivers in Donny are blind then, I assume.....

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@dave43law That and they need a scapegoat to blame when it inevitably goes tits up....

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@GaryMcleft @SkySportsNews given the circumstances, seems reasonable to assume that Hull would have had plans in place to prepare for facing either team....

[Neil Damms @N_Damms]

@antmiddleton @AndiMorris85 @MayorofLondon @metpoliceuk @ukhomeoffice @Keir_Starmer And which part of Yorkshire is San Diego in then, Ant?????

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@Leahair_mike @DaveBoro1770 @SaintsExtra @sfcawaynumbers A shambles by the EFL????? ....... do explain why.......

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@bensharp1846 @mattw99244325 @OldShuggy @SaintsExtra @sfcawaynumbers They've admitted to doing it more than once, which has probably had a big influence on their punishment, so not really a shambles after all is it......

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@bensharp1846 @CallanPatt23482 @OldShuggy @SaintsExtra @sfcawaynumbers Well given its been public knowledge that Southampton were facing a hearing for a while, its reasonable to assume that Hull would had plans in place to prepare for both teams to cover the possibility of Southampton being booted out of the play offs.

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@PolitlcsUK @JAHeale Well, when her glorious leader the Fagash Fuhrer bangs on about is immigration, its probably a reasonable response

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@DegenPingaling @MATPEAK Probably not, but who knows, however spying on your opponent before a game is probably advantageous........... end of day Southampton have broken the rules so have to face the consequences.....

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@antclare78 @lastminute_com Would assume they're waiting for Stendel's input into which players he wants to keep..

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@i_am_wataka @berniemcfee1961 @SkySportsNews As he was allegedly sent to spy on them, I doubt he'd be daft enough to turn up in a Southampton kit or anything with a Southampton badge on it.......

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@springvalered Doubt it will ever happen, lets face it we can't even fill Oakwell as it is....

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@BobEvertonian @SkyBet Sheffield United........

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@jamesrbsimpson @Nigel_Farage Probably be a case of tough shit, you'll have to put up with a load of migrants moving in to your area because Our Nige wont give a fuck about you.....

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@triffic_stuff_ But seemingly you're fine with Jeremy Clarkson banning the current PM from his pub....... think you need to make your mind up, otherwise you could come across as being..... oh what's the term for it..... oh yeah, a hypocrite......

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@foreverbfc1 Grow the fuck up you silly c**t.... the only thing that's pathetic is slagging people off for wanting to support their club..........

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@BFCDrinkers @springvalered Why not??? After all you're talking about a club who appointed the likes of Poya Asbagi and Jose Morais....

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@FootyAccums This is why it needs to be 3 Up from the National League.... for a team to get over 100 points and still have the risk of not getting promoted is just utter madness