Nick O

Farmer wannabe

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https://t.co/jTV1uomVcq

@bp22

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@luisjgomez I have fond memories of beating House of the Dead 2 at the Luxor arcade as a child in the 90’s.

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Everytime I go to use the restroom I start hemming and hah-ing, cause I have hemorrhoids

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@tammy4u2nv Take him to Chuy’s for some chicka chicka boom boom!

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How do you prevent shit from getting on your balls?

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The enemy of my enema is not my friend

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@luisjgomez Did you post this? If not you have fans in Australia

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If you don’t have blood in your stool every morning then lower your voice when talking to me

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Deviled eggs for breakfast cause mama didn’t raise no angel

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It’s not a party until I piss on the floor

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@benaveryisgood you’re reaching a wide audience sir, God bless.

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@bingobingaman Wow what a painting!

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@realTomKonopka @DougStanhope @bingobingaman Tom as a former table games dealer, your stories are unbelievably entertaining. Hope you make another podcast appearance soon cause I’d love some more Old Vegas chronicles that only you could tell

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I farted and scared my cat

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Two days after #skankfestvegas and my butthole still bloody

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Health pro tip: start each day by drinking 20oz of water and blasting 2 gallons of water in your ass via bidet

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@gasdigital @TheBobbyHutch My gas password won’t work and it won’t allow me to reset. Halp!

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If shitting your pants ever becomes a sport, sign me up for the Olympics

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@andyandrist Buccee’s

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Rape limit exceeded