Nick Macina

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

Everyday we see real things from the government that the writers of Veep couldn’t come up with on an Ayahuasca retreat

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Has your Nation ever lost 7-1 to Germany at the World Cup?

[Mike Morrison @MDMorrison82]

In the dead of night the Scots arrived at the Airbnb across the street. Decked out and playing the pipes at 6:30 am. So it begins…

[Dave Mager @DaveMagerNews]

Larry David reacts to the now forgotten Josh Hart miss.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Eastern Bloc Visuals @eastblocvisuals]

You're an East German border guard Harry

[Val @VK_HM]

Well, he has tenure

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle.
But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

"why use google?" webpage from 1999

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .

[𝒵𝑒𝓎’✯ @Zee0__]

J’suis tellement en larmes enft bravo

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I dislike most of you.

[Evan Branch @turtsportsbrand]

Now we gotta deal with shit like this

[Frankie Fey 💚 @frankiefey]

I think the whole “problematic medias” debate boils down to the fact that many of you guys are letting 15 year olds tell you what to think

[not fiona 💫 @spinneretmj]

can’t believe we’re never going to see this scene come to fruition 💔

[Victor Thembanyama @H0tWireMyHeart]

Has anybody called the Bron and Bronny duo 23andMe yet or am I a genius

[Hamz Talks Hoops @hamztalkshoops_]

If you really think about it this is basically the opposite of us playing 2K