mullet mama

chronically dehydrated, but make it cute.

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If you ever feel insecure about your eyebrows remember that Mona Lisa doesnt even have any and people still flock by the millions to see her

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When boys complain that you’re “acting like a man”… like okay honey watch and learn, you might get there someday 😘

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A little kid with purple hair complimented my blue hair and folks, THATS WHY WE DO IT!!! So the kiddos can see adults that look like them! There is a future for those that feel a little different from the rest, and it is BRIGHT! 💛💛😮

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Plot twist I still see her

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Accidentally said the phrase “Gucci for my Coochie” to the lady who does my Brazilian wax and now I can never go back.

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In heaven god let’s you listen to all the therapy sessions you made a celebrity guest appearance in like a reality tv show reunion

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Happy Pride from this Big Gay Cowboy!!!
Photo cred @btowns96 💛

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One thing about me, Im inquisitive. I be inquiring bout stuff, investigating n shit

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I am the child and it is raspberries 😂

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New hat! Thank you @btowns96

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New hair🥰💕

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New Year’s resolution taking inspo from the planet is to get much hotter and much more chaotic

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@gothspiderbitch Pillows/shipping paper in a box to hold it steady, heat gun where you need to cut and use an exacto knife or utility knife so you replace the blade if need be to keep it sharp. But softening the plastic should help you cut a little easier. Just don’t fully melt the plastic

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Girl dinner is breakfast at 8:30 am @btowns96

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My boyfriend is allergic to shrimp so I made him this ornament for Christmas

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Our second annual Halloween party!! I had so much fun making my costume (and Peter’s)

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Okay but also…

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What’s the hottest someone has ever looked in a movie?

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My ancestors discovering and deducing we all worshiped napoleon dynamite based on this singular joke bust I made in the 8th grade

[𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎 @michaelcurzi]

The archeologists are always like 'it was a goddess' and I'm not trying to yuck their yum but how do they know some dude just didn't just make a funny statue

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The expenses be expensing this week

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@butterfly_kyky You’re not the only one who’s proud, you got people in your corner who are cheering for you and ecstatic to see you win 🥲💛

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@butterfly_kyky Nothing more powerful than being your own hero, your own healer. It shows the universe you aren’t playin and they reward you for it! Keep doing the hard work 💛💛

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Boom. Another one.