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[N. Roth @n_roth16]

@therealALIZAY @__chloe You mean your parents did.

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

Taco Bell is coming out with a fried chicken taco shell. Just so everyone knows. Happy Thursday.

[Kate Beirness @KateBeirness]

Hey Yankees.....stop it

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

Thank god for @__chloe 's snapchat stories. Otherwise I would never know when/if she is drunk.

[David Price @DAVIDprice24]

Did #ESPN really call us a "beer league softball team?!" I'm guessing cause we hit homers?? That's all we do well right?! #hihaters

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

My bad. https://t.co/ECgf7pxneN

[CTV Kitchener @CTVKitchener]

Simcoe woman wakes up to find naked stranger standing in her bedroom: http://t.co/1PVK9ClbZR

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

She honeydicked me!

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

forever wishing I was a DJ #completelyfalsetweets

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

Do people pierce their septum on purpose?

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

I'll stick with WestJet. https://t.co/P7sTHYgVEO

[CTV Kitchener @CTVKitchener]

Air Canada's first female pilot has touched down at Pearson for the final time: http://t.co/BmiYijA5pv

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

If you're ever bored, just picture different girls bald. It's fucking hilarious.

[GONGSHOW® Hockey @GongshowGear]

#MapleLeafs Get ready, there's a new sheriff in town... Mike "Buchannon" Babcock reporting for duty!

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

There's no such thing as a surprise vegan.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah,

"PK, in like 15 years that kid behind you will be on a team that's embarrassing you in the playoffs"

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

@andrewcoghlin4 #no

[Jeff O’Neill @odognine2]

@HayesTSN barrel hiding is art #PB

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

So true story a stripper ripped my boxers apart and whipped me with my belt and then turned me over to see if I had a hard on #hardtosee

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

Yeah, coachella is cool I guess. I guess being employed is an option to some people these days

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

@drosey27 retweeted.

[N. Roth @n_roth16]

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?