Mr T

Manchester born Clydebank bread strong in the arm & thick in the 3rd leg. Now reside in Perth Australia via Clydebank / Manchester Glory Glory Man United ⚽️

[MUFC Songs & Chants™ @MufcSongs]

Lukaku song from last night

Romelu Lukaku
He's our Belgium scoring genius
He's got a 24inch penis
Scoring all the goals
bellend to his toes

[Mr T @n_thorntonMUFC]

@piesportsbooze @LeeDTurner88 😂😂😂

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Annual spending on defence:

USA £820bn
Cuba £700m
Man City £200m
Bosnia £180m
Congo £135m

[Manchester United @ManUtdUpdates_]

Medical done✔✔✔ #MUFC

[Tony Bellew @TonyBellew]

Start with this vermin! Make an example of him! We don't have to adapt to anyone! #GetThemOut

[TITP @OotYetNutatT]

When yer gran dies and leaves you her scooter

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

She just fixed a dent with a dildo...I done seen it all https://t.co/pRhV7yiMdu

[Isuzu UTE A-League @aleaguemen]

Diego Castro, take a bow. What a great goal from @PerthGloryFC's Spanish maestro! #MCYvPER #ALFinals #ALeague

[PictureThis Scotland @74frankfurt]

Granton Gas Works in the 1970s.

[dash_camr @dash_camr]

And with that smoking warning labels can now add to their list of causes, facial ageing and temporary loss of footwear

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Tony Adams takes training at Granada to a whole new level...

[Mark Robinson @robboma24]

Jonjo shelvey looks like a roll on deodarant!!

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

Nothing to see here, just a flip-throw in powered into the goal by a beautifully executed bicycle kick 👏🏼

[dash_camr @dash_camr]

Oh look its one of those memory foam mattresses

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I don't disagree

[Mr T @n_thorntonMUFC]

@LeeDTurner88 😂😂😂 https://t.co/aT8vTppeYs

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

John Arne Riise in probably the most award interview ever...

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Brave and important from @RioFerdy5 to speak so openly about his personal grief last night.

Everybody at #MUFC is right behind you, Rio. 👊