naan bread (she/her) 🔮

if the apocalypse comes, beep me.

[eoin @penduglurrrm]

everyday on here

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Autocorrect just came up with Julie Monologue instead of Kylie Minogue. Julie Monologue.

[kyra @kvheraa]

hanging with the wrong people will make you feel like this bitch

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

me in a public place analyzing everyone's behaviour

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the endless cycle of washing ur hands and applying lotion

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

having more than two guests in a single day

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

how carrie bradshaw would look at people she knew from outside restaurant windows

[໊ @user0000O0]

i've survived worse

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

how it feels to be on your period during a heatwave

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[ldshadowlady shady facts @parkbominatore]

made 3 mistakes within an hour of each other in work

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Ian Lang @TheIanLang]

I'm addicted to nicotine so asking me not to smoke at the Phoebe Bridgers concert is ableism

[trash jones @jzux]

if any CEOs want to cheat on their wives might i recommend the phoebe bridgers concert

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

I love how happy and calm he looks while being different items . many people wouldn't be able to handle it but sponge adapts to the situation

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am