Nathaniel Denzer

Solidarity forever, st Pauli ride or die, potent potables, mtn life, schland, wissenschaft, norteño, brochacho/ duder

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Until the USA repents from it's original sin, it will suffer a sore curse. The only recourse is introspection and a dramatic change of course

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@ArbiterKenny @KirtonMcBonky You would think LDS folk had learned their lesson about the consequences of burning newspapers down but I guess not lol

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@AstrosFansUK Get the barbacoa! It's a precolumbian tradition

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@boulderpolice @bouldercolorado I dont remeber fiddler on the roof ending like this

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@mitchellbyars @nickyandrewss Did he make it through "tradition" before the russian imperial officers got to him?

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@ApolloHOU @AstrosFansUK Make sure to crush some pedialyte so the houston sun doesnt destroy you

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@NJBeisner Were you reading the scriptures this morning when they spirit prompted you to make a multi paragraph long tweet talking shit about someone who has no idea you even exist?

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@BushmillsUSA Is bushmills owned by Saudis Arabia too?

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@AuntPeggysPrivy I wonder when they stopped claiming the "next big one" was going to be the second comming, growing up it wasnt some mysterious event we were waiting in anticipation of... it was the second comming of christ. I guess you can only cry wolf so many times before it becomes a joke

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@LDSdiscussions "People learning more is driving people from the church" is not the groundbreaking statement they think it is lol

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@dmturner1232 Yes, a halfway decent education will attempt to lead you to the truth

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@Enos_Envy @OliverCowd Also it was the angel nephi who appeared and showed him where the plates were, it wasnt until 1838 that the retcon of saying it was moroni appered.

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@NewYorker @jodyrosen The surley proletarian masses, deafened by their love of Malt liquor, experience joy at their circenses sportball success, and yet all I feel is melancholy

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@jessiejensen Yep, and the story started unraveling when i found out there are hundreds of thousands of years of human habitation without records of names lol

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@ItsLinzzz_ Splash of Rose's lime syrup and I am in on this

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@ItsLinzzz_ The bartender used to give my mom a flashlight so she could do her homework while my grandpa got his drink on... that was the 60s though

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@ItsChloeNow Imagine getting exxed for thinking LGBTQ+ people should be allowed to exsists as themselves in church, all the while the church is totally welcome to child rapists, and women beaters so long as they still pay tithing. Who could feel at home in an assembly such as this

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@CriddleBenjamin @JesusSmithJr This is how people from Draper sound when they have to go to "the city"

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@_mrpussy "They have infrared cameras man, they can literally see us smoking"

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@adoseofmars @celaestis I wish there was a poll on this with an "I'm over/under 35" "yes no" options

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@jessiejensen Raclette was a favorite after district meeting on the mish, I was a baller district leader if I do say so myself