Nate Melo

🧭 Marketer | 🍺 Brewmaster | 👨🏻‍💻 Programmer
The trifecta of what-the-fuckery.

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@ferlinux Would be very interested to see stats right on my building. There is a "Visit Website" button, so a simple indication on how many times that was clicked would be great.

It would help determine if it's worth buying into the center of the map or keep investing in my current space.

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@GlobalMonitor72 @CP24 @liberal_party @_leah2 is out here roleplaying tech support trying to educate the people on the basics of embedded maps. Keep it up 👑 They won't learn because they don't want to learn.

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@beerology I'll look again when I'm home from Brew School! 😂

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@beerology It seems like an obvious answer but was this an online article or in a beer magazine/article?

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@Spenny I'm in - get some commentaries going, I would love to hear your side of production. 🤘🏻 Rock on, Spennicus

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@multiplay3r You should consider @unbounce 👌🏻

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@theJackWhisper @LOTRHeroes Should be an auto-install button on Google Play, but that's the closest thing I can find to a preload.

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@relativityspace Orbit or not, that launch was still such a W - amazing job to the casters and the Relativity team on your newest milestone. 🚀

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@joshhumen @kennyhotz @Spenny @ygkconcerts @yourtvkingston @CKWS_Shauna @YGKevents @downtownktown @kingstonist @KimberleyNJ @Elliotatthewhig @WhigStandard @1043FreshRadio Are you the new owner of Humen© A Line for Men™ ??

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@Canadianguyehh Call my local McDonalds to see if their ice cream machine is working yet.

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

Seeing that a lot of people I went to school with are now parents.
Super incredible to see and I hope you're all doing well. They're going to do amazing things.

But for now they'll just poop in their pants and that's okay. 👌🏻

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@rousseaukazi My next book is going to be "inspired by" The Lord of the Rings. 😂

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@EricRWalters Crazy to think this is also where I met you in Kindergarten and continue to buy your books into adulthood. Thank you for continuing to do this for our kids. 🥹

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@Neil_Druckmann You crafted one of the best game series out there, and Ep3 of TLOU may just be the most incredible thing ever beamed to our screens.

Really stoked when you show us how you can somehow play every instrument in the world on your solo album next year.

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@BrianBirming Pretty bonkers how our discipline of tech growth moves forward and in turn we take a step backwards in how we manage human beings.

Thank you for standing up to it. 🤘🏻

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@UberFacts Dethrottled wifi to 256kb/s.

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@MeaghenJohnson How dare you do your job. 😂

Looking forward to the next World Cup 🥇

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

@TheUnmumsyMum Psht. Use the family popcorn bowl like a REAL barbarian.

Unless the popcorn bowl... Is also... Oh no...

[Nate Melo @Naayte]

Being an empathetic marketer means rejecting the use of the 'Abril Fatface' font because it feels as if I'm being rude to letters.

Your face is just fine, Abril.