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I remember back then I used to buy 50 cents cakes in the deli now I buy myself a whole course meal cuz I took that risk

[IND YANKS @yanks_IND]

Yankees K, Yankees K, Yankees weak groundball. Sydney Sweeney tits, Megan Fox boner pill, Rays double, Yankee error, Rays back breaking single. On loop for 4 hours

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

The thrill of using a word in conversation when you’re only 60% sure what it means

[Taro Wheel @TaroWheel]

Zohran Mamdani's daily schedule:

10 a.m - Celebrate Sukkot with Rabbis
11 a.m - Condemn antisemitism on a podcast
1 p.m - Have lunch at Kosher restaurant
2 p.m - Give Synagogues $26 million from tax payers
4 p.m - Praise the Talmud on Social media

Sleep and Repeat ad infinitum

[L.Prince (Parody) 👑 @LeroyPrince77]

This might be HaterCentral’s best ever work. We’ll talk about this 2 years from now

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

😭😭😭😭

[Wraith LaFrentz 🎃🕷️ @velodus]

*flirting* You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on in the Statcast era

[m @jimmycookssss]

the fuck is playing in the background😭

[a @lyshbishh]

see how its pak vs ind tmrw and nobody gives a fuck wow we really have moved on

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

I thought they were praying Isha

[raani @raanist4r]

no contact is a form of jihaad

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if you’re not careful

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Probably my favorite playoff baseball thing is the big K to end an inning, cam zooms in on pitcher strutting to dug out while crowd goes crazy, commentator shuts up.

Benettti: “DEATH, TAXES AND 107 PITCHES IN THE WILD CARD ROUND FOR CAM SCHLITTLER”

????????

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

Cameron Skattebo when JJ McCarthy looks like Jaxon Dart but doesn’t smell like Jaxon Dart

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Every three hours, a young Black man dies by gun homicide.

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

guardian cap breaks this up

[Jared @jaredjct]

“they lied about the storm” they’re kayaking down cross bay blvd in queens

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

114

[s- @cepsizcorap]

bugun gordugum en komik sey bu olabilir amkhahshhsha

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

He is one of the worlds most fascinating people

[Andrew @gmengalaxy]

football won’t matter on judgement day