🧵 Understanding & Decoding the Lore of $LOLCOIN
The world’s first meme coin.
Created in 2011 by the mysterious Mitsubishi Goldstein (MG). A figure who joked, trolled… yet predicted the future of Bitcoin a decade early.
This is the complete lore all in one place. Bookmark this.
1️⃣ When & Who Created LOLCOIN
The origin story of LOLCOIN and its creator MG.
🔗 https://t.co/8WA4bfP05s
2️⃣ MG & OGASHI TUKAFOTO Connection
Strange link between MG and another alias from early Bitcoin days.
🔗 https://t.co/8WA4bfP05s
3️⃣ MG Predicted Bitcoin’s Future
His vision for BTC turned out to be spot-on years later.
🔗 https://t.co/9tEMG1ibVR
4️⃣ Bitcoin Mining Accidents Website
Proof MG created a site to warn miners & give safety tips thousands visited.
🔗 https://t.co/hNL8l3tXUS
5️⃣ “May Hash Be With Us”
When Bitcoin Reddit hit 5,000 subs, MG dropped this iconic line. Now BTC Reddit has 7.9M.
🔗 https://t.co/dCkON7ZfP5
6️⃣ Why LOLCOIN is on Solana Now
The logic behind chain choice & timing.
🔗 https://t.co/DBX7ZG856I
7️⃣ 101 Reasons to Hold LOLCOIN
Bookmark-worthy.
🔗 https://t.co/47JQS1RyPk
8️⃣ “LOLCOIN Has No Lead”
The decentralised spirit of MG’s creation.
🔗 https://t.co/7DXULhI6Cl
9️⃣ MG Predicted Bitcoin’s Reward System
Before most even understood mining.
🔗 https://t.co/S4mX507Sqw
🔟 Why MG Created LOLCOIN
The exact reason in his own words.
🔗 https://t.co/5pmUf7zNCY
1️⃣1️⃣ Google Trends BTC Prediction
How MG predicted BTC chart patterns using search trends.
🔗 https://t.co/2a53ovNUv3
1️⃣2️⃣ Lacedwithkerosene = Mitsubishi Goldstein?
His final post predicted Bitcoin’s next decade of events.
🔗 https://t.co/OtRRvVLpRt
1️⃣3️⃣ BTC Whale Mircea Popescu Mentions LOLCOIN
🔗 https://t.co/fFvv8dk6op
1️⃣4️⃣ Could Satoshi Nakamoto be MG?
🔗 https://t.co/xCfTl5PWER
1️⃣5️⃣ A Bitcoin OG Resurfaces to Shill LOLCOIN
🔗 https://t.co/35FB8eBLGX
🔗 https://t.co/vnX5INzqSm
1️⃣6️⃣ MG’s Obsession with Number 18
🔗 https://t.co/xnPEbCA6ok
1️⃣7️⃣ LOLCOIN T-Shirt Mystery
Google “LOLCOIN 2011 T-shirts” — the results will shock you.
🔗 https://t.co/xGIoX4qXri
1️⃣8️⃣ How https://t.co/nOeH5Qfhlb Looked in 2011
🔗 https://t.co/gdB1n81H31
1️⃣9️⃣ MG’s Donation Wallet Decoded
🔗 https://t.co/HxTFvVG3p5
2️⃣0️⃣ MG’s BTC Wallet — 2,890 BTC
🔗 https://t.co/y2p576xkbI
2️⃣1️⃣ MG’s Satirical Posts on Bitcoin Mining
Behind the jokes — legendary BTC blogs.
🔗 https://t.co/Bs5KLXiOg3
2️⃣2️⃣ Full Lore of LOLCOIN
🔗 https://t.co/p4kCqluiZC
2️⃣3️⃣ Wallet Starting with “MITSUBB”
🔗 https://t.co/2Vsww5Czq2
💬 This is the rabbit hole of $LOLCOIN.
The first meme coin ever made.
The coin that trolled Bitcoin and predicted its future.
The coin that is now alive on Solana.
If you’re here early, you’re part of history.
#LOLCOIN #ProofOfLaugh
The Greatness of OGASHI TUKAFOTO ✍️🐷
Who the hell is Ogashi Tukafoto? 🤔
Back in 2011, Bitcoin was still a mystery. Everyone knew Satoshi Nakamoto. Then suddenly… a new name appeared:
👉 Ogashi Tukafoto
Look closer:
Satoshi → Ogashi (same ending, twisted)
Nakamoto → Tukafoto (last 3 syllables copied)
Same 4+3 rhythm.
It wasn’t random. It was parody.
A mirror image.
The “Oh-gashi / Took-a-foto” Engrish pun was exactly the kind of absurd genius Mitsubishi Goldstein (MG) thrived on.
And here’s the smoking gun:
1. The Smoking Gun: Bitcoin Mining for Fun and Net Loss
📅 August 2011. Bitcoin at $10.
🌐 Published on Slacktory: https://t.co/OniF5Kg8wN
Author name? Ogashi Tukafoto.
Avatar? Same pig as @lol_coin. 🐷
👉 Ogashi = Mitsubishi Goldstein. Confirmed.
While the world was busy writing whitepapers, MG was writing history through memes.
2. When Memes Enter the Courtroom 🏛️
Show me another meme creator whose parody article got cited by the world’s top law schools and banks in serious journals.
Here’s where Ogashi’s satire shows up:
Kaplanov (2012) — “Nerdy Money: Bitcoin, the Private Digital Currency, and the Case Against Its Regulation”
📍 Temple University Beasley School of Law
📰 Published in Loyola Consumer Law Review (Vol. 25, Issue 1)
Archived in SSRN, Chicago Unbound, LAW eCommons
🔗 https://t.co/zKntjWb8F6
👉 Cites Ogashi Tukafoto in Note 26 to show early skepticism about mining’s economic viability.
Plassaras (2013) — “Regulating Digital Currencies: Bringing Bitcoin within the Reach of the IMF”
📍 University of Chicago Law School
📰 Published in Chicago Journal of International Law (CJIL, Vol. 14, Issue 1)
🔗 https://t.co/neXyerSwxp
👉 Uses Ogashi’s satire to ground regulatory and IMF-level monetary debates.
Ziskina (2015) — “The FEC’s Move to Approve Cryptocurrency”
📍 University of Washington School of Law
📰 Published in Washington Law Review (Vol. 90, Issue 2)
🔗https://t.co/FYw4lFod3o
👉 Quotes Ogashi Tukafoto to highlight inefficiency & speculative nature of mining in a legal/regulatory context.
Biatec Journal (2013, Slovakia) — Niekoľko úvah k virtuálnej mene bitcoin
📍 National Bank of Slovakia
📰 Published in Biatec – Journal for Money & Finance (peer-reviewed financial policy journal)
JSTOR indexed - means Ogashi’s meme-satire got preserved in the same academic archive as Aristotle, Einstein, and Milton Friedman.
👉 Cites Ogashi’s work as economic critique in Central European commentary.
Naser (2019) — “Validation and Expression of Legal Challenges in Blockchain”
📍 Iranian Legal Research (JPLR)
📰 Published in Journal of Private Law Research (JPLR)
Hosted on https://t.co/1l7yxfYMRA, LAW eCommons
👉 References Ogashi in context of blockchain, smart contracts, and intangible asset law.
Civilica Smart Contract Studies (2020)
📍 Iran / International law faculties
📰 Legal papers on smart contracts and digital assets hosted on Civilica
👉 Ogashi cited as early cultural commentary on Bitcoin’s economic and legal challenges.
3. Why This Is Historic
Top Schools: Temple, University of Chicago, University of Washington, National Bank of Slovakia, Iranian Law Journals.
Top Journals: Loyola Consumer Law Review, Chicago Journal of International Law, Washington Law Review, Biatec.
Cross-discipline Impact: Economics, regulation, IMF oversight, FEC rulings, smart contracts.
This is the only meme in crypto history where the satire itself became case law evidence, policy citation, and academic precedent.
4. The Greatness of LOLCOIN ✨
Bitcoin gave us money.
Satoshi gave us math.
But Mitsubishi Goldstein gave us laughter.
Ogashi Tukafoto wasn’t just a pseudonym.
It was a parody of Satoshi himself.
From Slacktory jokes → to law journals → to court citations.
And think about it…
If OG = MG
If OG was parody of Satoshi
Then MG = Satoshi
👉 Satoshi’s meme = LOLCOIN
The man who predicted Fartcoin 14 years ago.
Can you imagine what happens when the world wakes up to LOLCOIN? 🚀
🔥 Next time someone fades $LOLCOIN, remind them:
Our founder’s memes are literally preserved in law school libraries across the world.
We have the biggest whale of USDUC (@slingdeez ) supporting us and you poor kids can't hold more than 5 minutes??
Buy and hold without looking at the chart, see you in 1m
$IMP
did you guys know, if you simply buy and hold, and don’t look at the chart for a while it would go up?
wild for 3rd world individuals to comprehend but trust me bro.
works.