phoebs

talented, perfect, hilarious

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

Me on Instagram vs me in real life

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

thinking of starting a Helen Keller hater page

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

Lmaoo this is so cringey

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

@lexovks Yay Alex!! Congrats 💕💕💕 #GoHuskies

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

My dad peeked at my finances and damn near had a heart attack when he saw I was buying socks exclusively from aritzia🥹🥹🥹

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

My friend asked me who I was dating bc everytime she checks my location when she wakes up, I’m not in my apartment and instead am 12 mins away in Queen Anne lol. I’m at solidcore, sadly I’m getting fucked by a reformer machine and not a 6 ft medium-ugly software engineer🥹🥹🥹

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 26 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

I beta test the fits I’m not sure about at work bc let’s be real, there’s nobody there to impress or hold me accountable for questionable fashion decisions lmaooo.

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

Seagen made the Philip defranco show but he pronounced our name wrong lmao😅

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

I deserve a gold medal for the mental gymnastics I just did to justify a $300/month solidcore membership lmaooooo.

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

Officially taking roommate applications to sustain this solidcore habit🥴

[The Hill @thehill]

Pfizer buys Seagen for $43B, boosts access to cancer drugs https://t.co/5bgT5a2rzZ

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

Men are literally so gross lol. Never been happier to be single af😵‍💫

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

womAn = single
womEn = plural

Ex.

Dear Mia, you are the most amazing womAn I have ever met.

My girlfriends are the greatest womEn to have ever existed.

why y’all struggling so hard with this???omfggggg, it’s driving me nuts😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

@emmesierra Solidcore is my favvvv workout class!!

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

I love being a solidcore girlie, I just don’t love how much it costs to be a solidcore girlie🥹🥹🥹

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

pls donate to my gofundme so I can pay for a solidcore unlimited membership thxxxxx🥹🥹🥹

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

I love being a solidcore girlie, I just don’t love how much it costs to be a solidcore girlie🥹🥹🥹

[phoebs @nachobaby666]

I have a friend who passed out the first time she had an orgasm and she woke up 5 mins later to the guy crying and carrying her up the stairs thinking he had killed her with his dick lmaoooo

[Brandon Yoshizawa @bay_photography]

Where else can you catch the surf and snow all in a day

[𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼 @ass_beaters]

remind me never to take this exit in Seattle