Chris Werner

Worship Leader, father, husband, fantasy sports enthusiast

[Chris Werner @nachoman_45]

@Trumpetguy01 I know them!

[Chris Werner @nachoman_45]

@TonyAndracki23 My (teenage) daughter walked in the room and apathetically said “if anyone can screw this up, it’s these guys” and left. Glad she was wrong!

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@obvious_shirts @Cubs @WatchMarquee @MotorolaUS Narrator voice: “It was, in fact, not the night the season was turned around”

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@Poshmarkapp I can’t dm you because I’m not “premium”.

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@Poshmarkapp I cannot respond to buyers comments/questions on my account. Can you help?

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@CEmma670 A little on the small side, but a improved each year at Iowa to be what he is now. Another in the long line of solid Hawkeye O-linemen. Needs work on shotgun snaps, but he’ll be a solid piece to a championship team!

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@Nick_Offerman I sent a letter to my Senator about this a month ago. I received a milquetoast response that basically told me to pound sand. They don’t care what the voters want- only what the money wants.

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@ChuckGrassley I call BS. I have NEVER owed before this year, when I owed thousands.

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@MSUinIL @fuzzyfromyt Not even traded…let him walk away for NOTHING. He only would have gotten something like $9 million in arbitration. Ridiculous decision.

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Hey @SouthwestAir - want people to actually check their bags so that you can make money off of it? Work with the airports so that you can get the bags to claim services in less than 45 minutes.

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@missiville_ @FrankCalabrese Pretty quick. Flew out of MDW on Friday afternoon and there was virtually no line for precheck. Regular line looked like it was maybe 5-10 minutes

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@PressSec What if DHS just did something crazy, like having officers unmask and use body cams?

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@MikeJohnson I haven’t seen anything about that. I don’t know anything about it.

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@WhiteHouse The people of the United States do not need the wealthy elite to have a Greatest Ballroom. We did not vote for this. We did not ask for this.

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@hawkcentral Dislike: unselfish to a fault. Routinely passing up good looks for the sake of a few more passes, only to run out of time and put up a desperation shot.

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@EricLDaugh 😂 just saying stuff…nothing these guys say actually happens

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@jacobinfante24 Hawk and Bear fan here: Wetjen is awesome as a returner, particularly in PR where he is fearless. As a WR though he has not shown the ability to run a route. Maybe he can develop, but you can’t draft expecting that to be a part of his game

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@thescorechicago @SpiegsAndHolmes Barely turned your station on since Dan’s podcast started up.

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@Jake_B30 And Billings out…