🌽Aaron (from the block)🌽 T1D

You're not punk and I'm telling EVERYONE 🌽
mother of 2 average humans, and 1 incredible armadillo

*ACAB*

*recorded during the four loko boom of 2008-2010*

[🌽Aaron (from the block)🌽 T1D @nachoprincess13]

it's one thing to bang the mother of your kids, but to not follow you back on snapchat

that's fucked up

[🌽Aaron (from the block)🌽 T1D @nachoprincess13]

I want my baby back baby back baby back

Chilli's 🌶 baby back ribs

[Eddie Burfi @EddieBurfi]

@WUTangKids No notes

[🌽Aaron (from the block)🌽 T1D @nachoprincess13]

@_queerauntie no free feet pix :( :(

[🌽Aaron (from the block)🌽 T1D @nachoprincess13]

Your kid wasn't even born when this album came out you aren't jumping on front of me

[🌽Aaron (from the block)🌽 T1D @nachoprincess13]

@berriesammie Rude

[Shane 🇨🇦🍁 @poguesrulez]

@atrupar

[🌽Aaron (from the block)🌽 T1D @nachoprincess13]

this song is about the time i took a ride in a guys iroc and got totally fucking pregnant

[🌽Aaron (from the block)🌽 T1D @nachoprincess13]

50mls of crotch vodka

[🌽Aaron (from the block)🌽 T1D @nachoprincess13]

@ScottSteiner #lockedin

[🌽Aaron (from the block)🌽 T1D @nachoprincess13]

@_queerauntie https://t.co/YN8K6ERzif

[🌽Aaron (from the block)🌽 T1D @nachoprincess13]

probably the only cool thing i'll ever be a part of

[Welsh @welshmemelord]

Quick reminder that America isn't actually 250 years old. It was born on March 30, 2003 when legendary American patriots, Limp Bizkit, performed "Rollin'" for The Undertaker's entrance at WrestleMania XIX.

[Dr Pepper @drpepper]

PSA: NO👏ONE👏WANTS👏TO👏 SEE👏YOUR👏FIREWORKS👏VIDEO. Drop a Dr Pepper pic instead ⬇️

[🌽Aaron (from the block)🌽 T1D @nachoprincess13]

@ScottSteiner Hell yeah

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

They say all countries are created equal.

But then you look at the United States of America, and then you look at everybody else and you know that statement ain’t true.

See, every country’s got a 50/50 chance of being the greatest at best.

But America’s not every country.

You take that 50% chance, add 250 years of freedom, multiply it by the strongest military on Earth, multiply that by millions of hard-working Americans, then add the Stars and Stripes and one bald eagle.

Now everybody else looks at that equation and they KNOW they can’t compete.

So everybody else’s 50% chance drastically goes down.

And America’s chance of being the greatest country on Earth goes up to 141 2/3%!

The numbers don’t lie. And they spell disaster for anyone who thinks they can compete with the United States of America!

Happy 250th Birthday, America! 🇺🇸

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!