Nader Halawa

[Nader Halawa @NaderChe]

Great album to jam to on the way to Napa for New Years. #pandora https://t.co/9FHQR15PuL

[Nader Halawa @NaderChe]

AFSCME President Lee Saunders takes the stage #NextWave13

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Hey Doll - just a note to let u know shit's getting real.
xo

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(412): she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

My least favorite part of Sunday mornings is being hungover when you have to find a place to hide the body. (via @Slashleen)

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(303): Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.

[Nader Halawa @NaderChe]

What do you mean?

[Nader Halawa @NaderChe]

I know right! What is bottled water for?