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[aether @bluewdrift]

you need to be slowmaxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. you need to breathe in and breathe out. you need to be slowwwwwwwwwww.

[daniel @dirty__dan_____]

when a straight guy tries to dap you up and you dont do it right and now you have to kill yourself

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Please stop putting clips of the live-action Avatar The Last Airbender show on my tl it’s very triggering I don’t like seeing ugly things

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I don’t just hate generative AI slop. I also hate golf, lawns, space tourism, war, monoculture farming, clear-cutting forests, building on floodplains, deep-sea mining, development that destroys habitats, bulldozing ecosystems for endless “growth,” and data centres.

[Lazgar Lockman; artificer, blacksmith, goofball @Lazgar_lockman]

It's official: buying isnt owning
Which means piracy isn't theft

[Carrot @nadeseks]

@jakeblennings Did they not watch HSM ?

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

they been tellin me to hate this girl since i was 15 n to this day ive only ever seen her advocatin for generally good shit

[Quetzal @slifante]

¿Por qué Kratos luce como sucio y desarreglado? No es necesario dejarse ir la piel para matar dioses.

[Carrot @nadeseks]

@dyeezuswalks Dance or pop show -> stand up.

[mimi ❀༉ @noctrlzayns]

“and if these gay yearning little bottom eyes didn’t have a big sexy russian to feast upon, my performance wouldn’t be as good. so to the honorary canadian connor storrie i share this award to you.” MY FUCKING FOOD

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me learning what’s happening in the world through memes because i don’t watch the news;

[robert @robertxyo]

o impacto dessa frase… estou com a diva e não abro mão

[erika ོ☼ 🐛 ceo of gusese @flying_opera_co]

if avatar: the last airbender isn’t proof that not everything needs a live action remake, idk what is. how do you manage to fuck it up TWICE 😭

[Carrot @nadeseks]

@buwygfiib @eternal_agrande Girlll 😭

[tortel @torteldruifje]

ik wil tepels en biceps zien dames en heren

[Carrot @nadeseks]

@yosoymichael 😭😭😭

[adi @buwygfiib]

typing my full name, address, date of birth, instagram handle, bank login info, garage code & social security into ariana’s cryptic ass website for a 2% of receiving a free petal t-shirt