nadia

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

I may be bored, but I am not bored enough to tell you my skincare routine.

That’s one secret I’ll never tell.

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

Ok but That’s So Suite Life of Hannah Montana was the greatest mashup of all time dad

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

Almost caught myself buying a $4 samosa yesterday, them shits expensive 🙄

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

Drunk people are so annoying this girl kept telling me she has a weiner dog yesterday

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

Any guy who says “women can’t” CAN consider himself canceled

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

I had a dream that Drake walked past me and all I have to say is wow

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

Overheard at the airport: “Excuse me, your son is burping in my face” lolol

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

As a brown gurl there is no point in getting my nails done bc they just turn yellow from curry stains anyways

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

This weekend a random 40 somethin year old man hopped in our uber and pulled up to after hours with us.

We never invited him though lol

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

I’m so bloated rn even a blowfish would be jealous

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

Six birds shit on my car today, luck of the Irish! 🍀🍀

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

Me: I wish men could just be more direct

Man at 3:30 AM: I want you

Tone it down bud!

[leo @leonardcowalski]

Upper middle class white people are the worst but they got the best fridge/pantry situation by far

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

Yall there is half a paper towel left and instead of buying more my dad suggests we break it into 3rds.

Classic cheap brown family move.

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

I just saw a PRIUS swerve lanes. Wild

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

I literally hate the bart system

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

Ugh a man on the bart just PEED next to me

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

My jiggly pancake dropped on a woman’s Canada Goose jacket

[nadia @nadia_s_212]

This year, nothing is spookier than job rejection letters!