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hey

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@sailrjupiter #needthat and the sub

[nate @ohwowgwen]

maybe in another life.

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One of my coworkers told me she used to compost her poop and I didn’t know how to react to that so I just smiled and nodded

[✨ bel ✨ @sailrjupiter]

Father’s Day feast with my second family

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Astonished by the rate at which Japanese people fall asleep on public on transportation

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The longer I stay in Osaka the shorter my lifespan becomes

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@ImmonShafiei HAHAHAH the server was silly so he laughed and liked it

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Had my first Japanese interaction and instead of saying “hai” for yes, I panicked and said si

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@yamiagi HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY

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Oopsies

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I have this recurring nightmare where I forgot I was taking an online math class and never get to graduate

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@iluvadderall @AUTUMNELEGYRS Remember when we’d trust trade our entire banks to every stranger we met for absolutely no reason

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makes you think

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@yamiagi are you alive

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Just made prolonged eye contact with a straggly dog in the airport

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@sailrjupiter Viral tiktok edit

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@your_pax It’s so bad it’s good I NEED IT

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@your_pax I’m gonna vomit what am I supposed to do with my thursdays