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'Sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that'
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@TheTennisLetter What happened to the days when a post match interview was actually about the match, plus perhaps the player's next match?

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@itvfootball Patrick Vieira picked Michael Olise for 71 matches in all competitions during his tenure as Crystal Palace manager. Of those matches, Vieira selected Olise to start in only 37 games, while bringing him off the bench as a substitute in 34 games

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@BenRothenberg How many players who have won a hardcourt Challenger before the US Open then get a wildcard?

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@vocal_socialist @e_glinert @dantracey1983 There is a difference between using an anglicised name, and one that is totally made up.

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@e_glinert @dantracey1983 Best bin 'Germany' then, and 'Japan'. Both English made up names that the countries themselves don't use (Deutschland and Nippon)

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@TheTennisTalker She has drawn Pliskova in the first round. Will probably pull out lol

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@LetsTalk_FPL So have Crystal Palace.

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@TheTennisTalker Surely you need a degree in Sports Management or some sort of training to be a Tournament Director.

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@josemorgado Before this week Cirstea hadn't won a match on grass in 4 years.

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@FlopMerchant She's already won a WTA tournament this year....on a hard court.

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@Archaicmind3000 She's won 4 WTA tournaments which is more than 99% of tennis professionals.

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@Sjopinion10 You couldn't congratulate Palace? #CRYMUN

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@CPFC If we can get 5 against a better team in West Ham, surely it's there against Man Utd.#CRYMUN

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@CPFC Man Utd are literally shitting themselves every time Palace go forward. #CRYMUN

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@CPFC Eze injured again?

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@WTA_insider Raducanu has basically been given a season long wildcard.

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@CPFC Brings back memories #LIVCRY

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@HerdImmunity12 @TennisTV @andy_murray Did Judy Murray blank you for an autograph or something?

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@ed_aarons There is still 40% of the season left!

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@DeePalace_ Were you not around when Parish refused to sack Pardew...week after week after week of loses.