Nathan Evans

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

It really bugs me when people tell me to wake up at work when all I'm doing is reading. Sorry I'm trying to further my knowledge.

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

Finally caught up on Game of Thrones and all I can say is DANG!!

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I've had a busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

If you know G, Em, C, and D on the guitar, you pretty much know how to play 99.99% of songs ever written.

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

I've been trying to eat a cracker for the past 45 min but customers keep coming. I just want m cracker...

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

@heynickthompson look them up, they are simply amazing. A prime example of human creativity and ingenuity!

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

@heynickthompson I got bored at work and googled Nicolas Cage Pokemon and was not disappointed. Here's a few examples

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

@heynickthompson I've gone crazy couldn't you tell? Threw stones at stars but the whole sky fell. Love it.

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

Got off work, motorcycle wouldn't start, out of gas. Rolled down to Shell. As soon as I pulled up closed the pumps. I'm having a great day.

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

@Blake_Wharton why learn Algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate!

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

You know you're lazy when you download an emulator and rom instead of just hooking up the PS2 and inserting the disc.

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

@Chaffinzzz yea.. And it's raining. So people who smell bad, it gets magnified like 20x's...

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

It's Friday, Good Friday, the 3rd of the month, and my boss won't be at work. Let chaos ensue..

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

@ClaryHugh I think that's the best idea lol

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

To rack up the credit card for motorcycle parts or to not. That is the question..

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

I just realized the new lady has been calling me Ethan. Well, guess that's stuck now.

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

@hayhaysydnayxo idk, that night you loved pancakes more. You made sure we knew that haha

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

@hayhaysydnayxo I thought it was pancakes? That one night that's all you whined about haha

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

Wow. This New Yorker is driving slowly in the left lane and with their brights on. Who the hell does that on the interstate!?

[Nathan Evans @nae754]

I had a dream about Waffle House. I really need a trip to Waffle House now.