Serious question: Do other people get dressed on days they don't plan to leave the house? And do they get their children dressed? Because I absolutely do not.
Just eavesdropped on one of the funnier conversations Iβve heard, which consisted of my 2yo arguing with my hubs that she only farted and didnβt need her diaper changed. She gave it a solid effort but the smell and the lump in her pants ultimately led to defeat. #toddlers
"Oh wait! We didn't get a picture with your locker. You thought you were doing to get away without that one, didn't you." --a mom just now #FirstDayOfSchool
Holding my naked, diaper-less baby reminds me of holding my iPhone without a case. It's so sleek and smooth and cute, but holy balls this is an accident waiting to happen.
Ya know how everyone loves peeling the plastic off of their new phones? Well the other day we got new APPLIANCES and I got to peel the plastic off of ALL of them and that was probably the highlight of my month. #satisfyingAF
I'm starting to worry that my daughter is going to have very low expectations for herself someday if I keep cheering for her about everything the same way that I cheer for her when she burps.