sean david santiago

music@words/love/art/beer/openminds and changing diapers!

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

Ambien a racist right now just letting ya nigga’s know it’s a joke #Roseanne #ambien #seansmellsfunny

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

I'm a Slave to many things but the thought of freedom makes me feel irrelevant #messofaman

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

@hitRECordJoe A butt hurt translator : a device that allows you to speak your mind by translating your opinion to a lesser offensive alternative .(@morganFreeman voice of course

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

@artiequitter @peteholmes @CrashingHBO @HBO This show is sooooooooo good

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

The crowd knew I was full of bullshit

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

@ThatKevinSmith Don’t die Kevin your comedy keeps me alive

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

So I bleached my asshole
My asshole use to look like Sammy Sosa now my asshole looks like Sammy Sosa . If you don’t get that reference just take my word it’s extremely funny and accurate. It’s only been a few days and my asshole gotta better credit score than I do

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

I blame West side story and Fame for getting me beat up In middle school
I always thought a lazy jab followed by a spinning round house with a flare was a finishing move

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

Isn't @NicolasCage a Crisis Actor ?

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

Damn @BLACCHYNA I haven't seen anybody run away from a cum shot like that since the last time I saw my Catholic school Priest

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

Escaladders
Turtleneck heat blankets
Bungie nooses
Stub toe repellent spray
Tubesock necktie windbreakers
Rumba tv remote beer coasters
Waterproof toasters
#Dafuture #seansmellsfunny

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

I’m back fuckfaces

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

WTF is a Fetty Wap? It sounds like something you do in your room that you don't want your roommate to hear.
I Fetty Wapped twice today .

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

I remember when 75% of my pick up lines where Jodeci lyrics and 25% PRince quotes .. and the other 10% just me begging ...

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

What are we really ??
Are we animals with a tainted soul ? When will we… https://t.co/oWkHQBiUMr

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

#comedy #SeanSmellsFunny #Comics #yonkers #barneymcnabbs… https://t.co/MVAFVCXhSd

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

#SeanDavid #Mrbrokenmemory79 #SeanSmellsFunny #poet #Comic https://t.co/csRXelsOL3

[sean david santiago @naesdivad]

Role playing shenanigans .. #RomanicNights #BeerShotsYesPlease https://t.co/AMbztJz0VE