megan

she/her

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

Horny for this right now

[fredesque @FredTaming]

i call everyone i see in public tony hawk just in case

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

Is there a height minimum to be a peach pit fan because almost everyone at this concert is like 6’ or more

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

@paranfully @maybeiwasboring I REMEBER THE CAT BATHROOM

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

@paranfully @maybeiwasboring Lucky we just got 2

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

Peach pit? Idek what that is

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

Maybe NYT is making up words

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

@tomasaguillen I’m still chasing a mango I had in like 2006

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

Everytime someone mentions autocad i feel the need to bring up that my dad was an instructor at Autodesk university and goes cross country and internationally to teach autocad at airforce bases 🤓

[yong @spaghetti_2005]

Need a gf who is proficient at AutoCAD

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

@paranfully Thank you

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

Thought this tweet would do better im suing all of u

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

If you put a hex bug into a bowl of cracked eggs would they eventually scramble

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

I got a ripe avocado yesterday

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

All ive wanted for months is an avocado but the avocados at walmart are never ripe and i dont feel like buying unripe ones. I wouldnt wish this type of pain on anyone

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

@DaFTMonito Dont reply to me unless you have a perfectly ripe avocado i can eat rn

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

All ive wanted for months is an avocado but the avocados at walmart are never ripe and i dont feel like buying unripe ones. I wouldnt wish this type of pain on anyone

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

If you put a hex bug into a bowl of cracked eggs would they eventually scramble

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

What-

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

i'm so glad i don't have to tweet about colleges anymore

that being said i'm going to western carolina tomrrow lol

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

Just learned betty crocker is a capitalist FAKE, like uncle sam

Day=ruined

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

Im abt to learn sign language becaude it hurts sm to talk

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

Got mono after my first semester, time to drop out.

[megan @nagem_gnuoy]

@Surge_Binder_ Im a fan