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I’m trying my best but I’m really tired

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WHY DID HE JUMP LIKE THAT IM YELLING https://t.co/6UMAs2TVEe

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@MiracleWhip I’m not verified so I can’t DM you, but the UPC is: 21000 02649
and the Best by Date is:
25 Jan 2024 22:4 CPC3 or at least I think it is. It’s hard to read.

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@MiracleWhip my mom would like to know what this weird stuff is.. it’s still a month from being expired 🤢

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Spending Christmas night watching @dannygonzalez with my mom and sister

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I hope one day someone’s feelings for me match that of Annie’s Song by John Denver 😭

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*plays Watch Me for field day dance party*
5th gr: This was the song of my childhood!
Me: dang this was like hs for me
5th gr: this was back when my dad was still around
Me:

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Every time I pick up a prescription I say “Aubree Hooper-with an H”
And sometimes they go “Cooper with an H?” 💀

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Today a 4th grader asked how I felt during WWI after he guessed that I’m 2mil years old. I told him it was a tough time and I lost my husband at war.
Also told 2nd graders I drove the Death Star to work but I turned it invisible and thats why they can’t see it
I play too much 💀

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I sat with a 4th grader while she ate alone today and we talked for a bit and she goes “you have adhd don’t you.” I said yeah and asked why and she goes “just the way you talk. And also you’re fidgeting right now. But it’s okay, I have it too” 🥹

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@netflix you don’t have to blame my tv for your issues with the live reunion 🤷‍♀️

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“I remember the first time a toilet flooded on me. It was on a taco Tuesday.” -4th grader while watching Monsters Inc

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Me: things have to turn around soon, right?
Also me: gets strep throat for the third time since December and almost passed out multiple times while teaching

Upside: not having to see kids I hate
Downside: I’m out of sick time

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This job is not sustainable

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@CrazyMusicVegan Thank you! I’ll keep an eye out for a sale ☺️

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Does anyone know how to get a good deal on tires for your car or how to know what to look for? My all weather tires had to go when I put on my winter ones and I don’t know what to do 🥲

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I know it’s normal small talk but I hate when my coworkers ask how my weekend was.
I usually spend the whole weekend crying because I’m burnt out and severely depressed.
I’m socially aware enough to know it’d be awkward if I was honest

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Struggling to convince myself that I’m not a burden when I have a 100% track record of being a burden and I’m self aware enough to know this but not enough to know why I am

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@TheIverycoast Thanks for the suggestion, father, but I’d rather not 😂

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My new favorite bit to do in my relationship is to say “goodnight, sleep tight my little _____”
And fill the the blank with something random.
My favorite so far has been “my little taxidermy fox”