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[nikhazard @nahazard]

almost just fell asleep in an unused dog bed on the floor in case you’re wondering how February is going

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

#MLKDay

[nikhazard @nahazard]

*ranting about late-stage capitalism
“I need a tech bro to drop ship me to the moon.” - @TheTylerHazard

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having a baby on my hip is the best thing I’ve ever done

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@TheTylerHazard and Penelope are currently playing another round of “who can make each other laugh” and she takes it every time 😂

[nikhazard @nahazard]

first Christmas with a baby? ✔️

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Penelope burps

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shout out 4oz bottles for making my baby

[nikhazard @nahazard]

my feelings upon sitting in a benefits meeting today after recent events

[Tyler Hazard @TheTylerHazard]

it's the most wonderful time of the weeek POKEMON TIME BABYYYYY going for our 5th badge RIGHT NOW

[nikhazard @nahazard]

Every night, I play the game who tooted? And every night it is between a 115 pound dog, a 60 pound dog, and a 7 pound newborn. I’ll give you one guess who it usually is.

[nikhazard @nahazard]

Penelope is entering her “the ceiling fan is my best friend” era. Oh the smiles they share.

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holding my daughter close when I say this: America, I will never forgive you.

[nikhazard @nahazard]

Shout out to daylight savings for screwing over my newborns sleep

[nikhazard @nahazard]

🖤 @TheTylerHazard

[𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨 𖤐 𓃵 @triiiplice]

Halloween is for lovers 🖤

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You’re opening for Trump by calling Puerto Rico a floating pile of garbage. 4,000+ Puerto Ricans died under him.

This isn’t the comedy store. You’re using your set to boost neo-Nazis like MTG & stripping women’s rights to the Stone Age. Your “sense of humor” doesn’t change that.

[nikhazard @nahazard]

Toniiiiiiiiigghht!!! 🔥

[Tyler Hazard @TheTylerHazard]

NEXT WEEK ARE OUR HALLOWEEN STREAMS

just a three totally normal streams of us beating the first three FNAF games FOR MY FIRST TIME with absolutely no surprises

THREE NIGHTS AT BUNKUM'S STARTS
TUESDAY AT 7 CST

[nikhazard @nahazard]

🇵🇷🖤 #voteblue https://t.co/WCTXK9EuBB