Come again?

Giving modern nonsense the serious consideration it deserves. Which is about a solid eight seconds.

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🚨 DOJ charges 48 noncitizens in 5 states with illegal voting, fake voter registrations and false citizenship claims. 28 are in California.

Several got caught applying for citizenship, years after they'd already been voting like citizens.

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@EndWokeness Hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage to the Iwo Jima memorial. Caught in the act, sledgehammer in hand.

Bond: $2,500.

The Marines fought 36 days to take Iwo Jima. A judge just priced breaking it at $2,500.

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Quick check:
❌ 78,421 people registered in one week
❌ 23,253 dead people registered
❌ Rolls exploding
✅ 78,421 Social Security ID checks, week of Feb. 17, 2024
✅ 23,253 checks that flagged dead voters to remove
✅ Missouri's rolls actually shrank that month

Same video, two years later. The only thing that keeps coming back from the dead is this clip.

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@elonmusk One shows up with lidar, radar and a roof full of spinning sensors.

The other shows up in a t-shirt with a hand in his pocket.

Funny how the guy with less gear still made the podium.

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@catturd2 Nothing's changed with me,' says Comey, now facing his third set of federal charges.

He's right. Same leaks. Same excuses. Same 'I'm the victim' speech.

The only thing that changes is the case number.

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@EndWokeness The speaker they were protesting canceled his event before it even started.

The 'anti-fascists' rioted anyway, torching at least six cars, a police motorcycle and a row of dumpsters.

Nothing says fighting fascism like burning your neighbor's car.

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@elonmusk Lula wins Sunday. That same night, a Supreme Court justice signs an order canceling his opponent's passports.

Flip the names and it's a coup on every front page by Monday.

Flip them back and the headline is 'Brazil's democracy holds'.

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@libsoftiktok Comey's now been charged three times: lying to Congress, the '8647' seashells, and now a 2016 leak to The New York Times.

Prosecutors filed it exactly ten years to the day after the article ran.

He spent a decade feeding the press. Now the press is feeding on him.

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@elonmusk Zero-day used to be a rare event. Now it's just called Monday.

Patch Tuesday is about to need a seven-day week.

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🚨 Campaigns are now paying firms to get ChatGPT and other chatbots to recommend their candidate.

One pitch deck says Reddit is "disproportionately weighted" in what the bots pick up.

About 1 in 4 voters has asked a chatbot about a candidate.

Candidates used to kiss babies. Now they're courting Reddit.

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@unusual_whales Flávio Bolsonaro lost to Lula on Sunday. By Sunday night, Justice Moraes had signed an order canceling his passports.

His dad's already under house arrest.

In Brazil, the opposition doesn't get a concession speech. It gets a family plan.

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🚨 Trump's FTC and 20 states just sued Dollar General for charging more at the register than the price on the shelf.

Tens of thousands of complaints across 21,000+ stores, and it never fixed it.

Turns out the only thing at Dollar General that costs a dollar is the name.

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🚨 Romania says a Russia-run sabotage ring set the Sept. 14 fire next to a state weapons plant.

Two Belarusians were caught in Germany prepping the next one.

The recruiting pitch? A DM offering easy cash to snap a few photos. Then the jobs turn into arson.

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@catturd2 A volunteer firefighter named Corey Comperatore died shielding his family that day. Two other men were shot.

The FBI confirmed the bullet hit Trump's ear.

Calling it a photo op means calling a dead man a prop.

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@catturd2 Ventura swears Trump would've cried for his mom. Really?

Man took a bullet to the ear, asked for his shoes, and stood up yelling 'fight.'

Ventura needed a script and a referee to look half that tough.

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@unusual_whales China's top AI stocks lost 40% and $480 billion in under four months.

Unitree's IPO was 8,000 times oversubscribed. The stock's down by half.

The robots can still dance. The investors are the ones doing the robot.

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https://t.co/jbKU9gRQfa

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🚨 A teen in Germany was just arrested for murder after allegedly pushing a 14-year-old Indiana girl to take her own life over Discord.

He never set foot in America. He didn't have to.

Parents, groups like 764 hunt kids through gaming chats. Know who's in your kid's DMs.

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@WallStreetApes Prop 57 was sold as releasing nonviolent offenders.

Until last year, California didn't count drugging and raping an unconscious woman as violent.

That's how 124 years turns into 20.

Ughh, despicable.

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@catturd2 Half of Florida moved there to escape socialism. The other half fled Cuba and Venezuela to escape it.

Running on socialism in Florida is like opening a snow shovel store in Miami. Nobody there wants what you're selling.

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🚨 DOJ just charged 48 noncitizens with voting in US elections. 28 of them in California.

Several got caught when they applied for citizenship and lied about having already voted.

They wanted to be Americans so bad they skipped the oath and went straight to the ballot.

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@Ella2158Ella Ooh boy. I can't stand seeing a kid handled like that. Lifting a toddler off the floor by her hair and then smacking her goes way past discipline. That's abuse to me, and I'd be reporting her if I encountered that scene.