Nahin Cano

Professional wife to @UlyssesRobledo

[president of club quinn @realityysimp]

how i’d be moving if cirie won survivor 50

[Ryan John | Reality TV @RyanJohn___]

Jeff, I can GUARANTEE that nobody discovered Survivor this season because they heard Billie Eilish, Zac Brown, Jimmy Fallon and Mr. Beast were going to be involved #Survivor #Survivor50

[Nahin Cano @nahincano]

i h8 Hubicki

[Goddess Graveyard Punany✨ @xm_muva]

American women can only stay with their babies for 6 weeks before they must return to work. This policy was lobbied by Nestle so that American women are forced to buy formula and don't rely on their own breast milk to feed their babies. The American government works for corporations, not their people & until this system dismantles, people aren't going to have babies. This is just common sense.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

THATS IT SINNERS ON BROADWAY!!!

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

I would die for my country Chicago Illinois

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Misty Copeland comes out of retirement to put Timothée Chalamet in his place during a live ‘Sinners’ performance at the #Oscars.

[Chumel Torres @ChumelTorres]

Esto realmente conmueve a los latinos más de lo que ustedes creen.

[Nahin Cano @nahincano]

@ShamsCharania NO

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[Elmo @elmo]

This has been the longest week of Elmo's life.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[laura palmer updates 📈 @nniamhy]

The WHAT series

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.

[sara 🎧 @morekissing]

like thinking the stripper is in love with u

[tater tot @parakeetnebula]

This is what you gave up when you chose minimalism. You gave up drama. You gave up spirit. You gave up whimsy. And you plastered all of it flat with beige