LEMON

What the fuck am I doing?

[Mykhaïlo Golub @golub]

.@HunterBiden is a fucking poet

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

"A man doesn't ask the mountain to be shorter"

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Going to the white house was promised to me 3000 years ago.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Mark @markaprovost]

His mom bought a $15k jacket every year and he's lecturing you for buying a $25 lunch.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

Looking back at it, this was a crazy line for 2007 cartoon network 😭

[Jenni @hashjenni]

If the POTUS can make himself and his ENTIRE family immune from the IRS, why the fuck should any of US pay taxes from now on? Y'all aren't angry enough. 🗣️

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Fun fact: It is typically illegal to sell a puppy younger than 8 weeks old because it’s considered cruel to separate it from its mother, but unfortunately corporate America expects women to return to work 4 weeks after giving birth.

[Grinch @Uncatfishable]

How come nobody ever tells billionaires “just have 1 house and 1 car, there’s no need to have 10 cars, 10 house, a yacht, and a private jet. Pay your fair share in taxes instead.”

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

One third of Amazon workers are on government assistance because you don’t pay them enough. We are fully subsidizing the labor for your trillion dollar company. You are a parasite.

[C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman]

Billionaires never seem to get tired of telling the working class that they need to have less enjoyment in their lives

[USS.Patriot @USSMogger]

@CryptoMikli to boomers the problem is “youre spending too much on lunch” instead of asking why the restaurants are charging $28 for lunch in the first place

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the realest streamer out there

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Can I please have a $174K annual salary? I would like to find out for myself just how difficult it is to survive off of that.

[Pengu @Penguxn]

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

[ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕟 @M4X_POW3R]

If you can’t budget $174K to feed your family while also having the best healthcare insurance in the country you have no business setting the budget for our country