Nadia

Curious but wary.

[Nadia @nahnotanna]

First it was cats, now it’s productivity hacks; this porn account really isn’t turning out the way I planned.

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@LaurenPokedoff I still remember the day I turned on the TV and saw they had a cooking show together. I thought I had walked through a portal to an alternative universe.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The face of a 191 year old tortoise, the oldest known living land animal.

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@wildethingy Oh, I get it, you are looking for volunteers. Well, if that changes, I have someone in mind to nominate.

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@shriekboy With interesting company

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@TheSopranosClub Infuriating.

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so just wait till the press shove a mic in your face

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This song will now be known as Bruce Lehrmann's theme:
https://t.co/cbfLvh3AaX

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Do the people who drive at 60 in an 80 zone ever wonder why absolutely every other single vehicle on the road is passing them?

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Somewhat embarrassed to admit that Jack Black's version of "Hit Me Baby One More Time" is making me think its not a bad song.

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@rn_murse Wait, I'm stuck at why they have a cane at the top left of the sign and not a cross.

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@wildethingy I bet you would.

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@ericanextdooor Netflix and coding

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All the buses near me have an ad showing two nubile, young, scantily clad women thrusting their breasts out and the words "White Fox". I can't work out whether it for women's clothing or a brothel and I don't want to google because I know either way I will be disappointed.

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@shriekboy 😂

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@shriekboy For me its "cornflakes ... cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes".

I'm still waiting for someone to say "that's only 9 words".

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@wildethingy You are my favourite creepy pervert.

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@Ryan_Gasoline And they both want to kiss you.

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@wildethingy @EtymousPlough Aprons optional? Wait, is it you guys who wear the aprons or the other guys?

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@wildethingy Surely you knew that going in ... “The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of the expanding bureaucracy." - Oscar Wilde

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@wildethingy I have a similar relationship with gin & tonic.