yung

hate y’all anyways

[jude @wishfu1l]

i licked her tits or whatever still one of funniest phrases to come out of love island

[Softboy @softboywin]

it’s real strict in my phone. everybody number saved as they government name no emojis!

[dia @intellectualspo]

Please don’t waste your life being fat

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

if i was on love island i’d dig a big hole cover it with leaves and just wait

[josh @joshypooper]

would you rather get shot 25 times or hang out with me for a little bit

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

I’m easy to rage bait. Wtf are you talking about??

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

nooo babe im not love bombing you, im just genuinely insane & want to live in your ribcage

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

would anyone like to hangout permanently?

[Z @zalissastar]

been farting anywhere lately i don’t even care no more

[blaire @pissshit90001]

They did surgery on a grape

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

if you wake up in a bad mood just remember some dumbass woke up to your ex today thinking they found the love of their life

[lola @holylola]

Why would I want to know the calories in 100g when the whole packet IS LITERALLY 45G

[LV @lxsette]

people act like it’s insane to not have ig lol

[may @maybellinaa]

call me insecure but i would never date a man skinnier than me that is the biggest humiliation ritual ever

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

If I don’t change everything about my Life in the Next 12 Hours I’m gonna Fucking Die!