i’m not what you need

I pretty much breathe awesome ⚜️

[. @southernsiren__]

love being quick witted and quick widdit

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

Me realizing giving 110% gets you the same paycheck as Susan who "forgets" to do her job:

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

“Are you busy?”

Me: No

*incoming video call*

[Saint Xhersian @xhersian]

Me telling my mom “alright leg” after she had knee surgery

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Why she look like a homicide detective pulling up to the third body found today LMFAOO

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Shawn Wayans says The Wrong Missy, starring David Spade and Lauren Lapkus, is the most underrated comedy movie of all time

"The Wrong Missy should get more comedic props"

(via https://t.co/WxKhM5EGIG)

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

three blues pretending not to know each other

[t-sheezy ✨ @sheezy_t]

And they had it on

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[Courtney P @__babyco]

Sigh, niggas favorite scam.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[hello my gender is: pomosexual 🏩 @hunterhansberry]

this is what I thought life was going to be like 😭 imagine my surprise

[love drops @lovedropx]

It is going to be ALRIGHT.

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“this too shall pass” and it gets worse

[Brown Suga Babe🤎 @Danniicakes_]

If you have 3 or more kids its automatically 10kids to me 😭 sorry i make the rules lmaooo

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Imagine putting "Pretty Wings" "Bad Habits" AND "Fistful of Tears" on the same album, Maxwell was INSANE