naillaura

Mozzer, Funny Finder, Sarcastic, Ironic, Heroine of All Things Homemade...Oh, and according to Mom: If I'm not married soon, I will die alone.

[naillaura @naillaura]

Every prayer is answered. Sometimes the answer is no.
🖤🖤🖤

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I don’t even exist. 😎👻

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I am this old:
-disposable cameras
-vcrs
-white/yellow pages
-pagers & payphones

PS- the payphone was 10 cents! 🥴

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Whyyyyy is MST and MDT so confusing to me? We never change time and it somehow still messes my brain up. 😂🕒🕓

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#thenewnormal

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Random pet peeve:

Statements like “4am in the morning”

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What in the anorexia???
#ImaNeedRealFood

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Howwwww do these people on SM crochet without looking at it?!!? #blowsmymind #problemsofahooker #crochet #StaringDirectlyAtCamera

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A problem shared is a problem halved. ☺️

#TellAFriend #BeAFriend
#ShareTheLoad

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Sooooo, are they still giving out “regular” flu shots?

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@lemonmartinis 5-7-9 clothing store 🥴

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It’s all fun and games until you HAVE to do it.

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I’m not the “get back in the car while the gas pumps itself” kind of confident person

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@KaylaChowShow This is way over my budget...

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@carmensanfrans1 If you don’t already know, I guess it’s not working. 🤣🤷🏽‍♀️

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I go to work and give my clients 100% of what they pay for... Why can’t I get the same when I’m out spending my money? #BadRonaServiceExcuses

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I’m literally out of passwords, and mostly don’t even care.

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HIM: Why is my toothbrush wet?
ME: 😶...you mean MY* toothbrush?!!?😫

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@ferrinsquare1 Definitely!!!

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I love air fryer tutorials.... but seriously, WHO makes just 6 wings?????