jilly pugtato

self proclaimed pugtato

[Morgan @morgsmac]

PSA🚨Don’t order rounds of shots for people if ur going to charge them after!!

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I’ll go to bed soon I just wanna read like 4 more things that make me furious

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

The feminine urge to stop replying to texts and sit in solitude for months at a time

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

being in your twenties is all about getting coffee and walking around

[Sydney Jones @sydneyajones_]

Syd’s Vids Week 6 edition!

This week’s episode goes behind the scenes of Alumni Weekend, features Noah Fant on the mic for #LVvsDEN and more.

[sk @kirkxxs]

not interested in dating apps, not interested in talking to random people in coffee shops/bars/shops… need my soulmate to find me through intuition and echo location rn immediately

[jilly pugtato @naillijillian]

#NewProfilePic

[GL @gldivittorio]

A lot of people are simply not cute enough to be fighting mask policies this hard

[AmErica @airwreckawreck]

All the ppl from my high school commenting “you should never flee police!” As if I didn’t watch them run 50mph through a cornfield when cops would bust a party

[GL @gldivittorio]

I think what charcuterie boards have done for people who can’t cook is really beautiful

[small nuclear ribonucleoprotein (snurp) @haragoochie]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

all jokes aside, we get to control our own destiny, never let the world decide it for you. no matter how dark it may look keep fucking going!

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

LETS GO GAY AGENDA!!!!

[jilly pugtato @naillijillian]

Vaccine administration so efficient but we still can’t figure out the dmv🤔

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

yep and i might fuck yours

[Anna Granta ADHD Coach, UK @annagranta]

ADHD is spending the day in waiting mode because I have a Thing at 1pm.