Bobby Naylor

(¯`·.All the ways u wish u could be, that's me. I look like u wanna look, , I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that u are not.

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

@lstewy Remembrance Day
Is the day a tree goes up
Respect the poppy !

[Tay Abbott @TaylorAbbs]

If you're a member of the Canadian building trades unions, do yourself a favor and call Union Power Insurance Brokers to save!!

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. Why? Because there's no place like home.

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

Life's a Bitch,and then you die, so roll a joint and let's get high. If at first you don't succeed, buy yourself some better weed!

[ESPN @espn]

You might not see a better hockey goal all year ...

https://t.co/9kBPaKI0ca

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

Pucker up buttercup! It's Friday!! Whoo hoo!! #longweekend #fuckyeah #Augusta

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

I saw a bigger lady with a "M.O.B." tattoo on her arm. I asked "money over b*tches?" She said "No, McDonalds over Burger King #jokes

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

Sometimes the best jokes are ruined when you have to explain it to a moron. #getwithit

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

Hockey is our national religion: We have ice in our blood and blood on our ice. #NHL #Fighting

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

Well, aren't you just the fucktard who ate too many crayons as a kid?

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

Smile! Its the safest way to spread your cheeks.

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

I'm sorry slut, but unfortunately there isn't a"clear history" button for your vagina

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

bet you cant yawn and nod your head at the same time... hopefully this didn't work but if it did we now know what your good ata

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

If it tastes like Chicken, keep on licking', If it tastes like Trout, Get the Fuck Out!!

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

wonders how many of the $20 bills in my wallet have been in a stripper's ass crack?

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

whats the difference between a rooster and a hooker... the rooster goes cock-a-doddle-do and the hooker says ANY-COCK-WILL-DO

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

Sex is just like mudding, you see the hole, you ease in slowly, then it's balls to the wall til the finish.

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

is as bored as a nun at an orgy

[Bobby Naylor @nails82]

Procrastination is just like masturbation,its all fun and games till u realize u just fucked yourself