Toed nails

Twitter is a dating app. I found my government mandated goth baddie gf here. Chin up kings.

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I’m running for president.

Vote for me

Thing I will do:

-No war.

-SoBe. It’s coming back. Idc if tax payers have to pay for it.

-Federally legal weed. Weed next to cigs at the gas station.

-Federally legal machine guns. These are next to the weed at the gas station.

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Who tf hurt that Ella Langley chick?

Her songs make me wanna kms.

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@Norm19777 I’m a cop hating liberal

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Fuckin fish cop and his bitch ass brake light out but so help me god if my fish is one inch off

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@WayneWV_1 The center was fucked too. It’s not even running. Literally the only one that was working was the left one.

[Lucious Lyre @LuciousLyre]

@barkmeta

[cream drizzy @shrampmannne]

When you're drinking in the south and someone pulls out an unlabeled Mason jar

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Innocent

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

After being caught eating sugarcane, a baby elephant tried to hide behind a light pole.

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@Simon_Cleret Well

Idk who did it. It was out there when I got there.

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The “noooticers” found this post lmao 😭

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Fuck you if you leave trash out at public fishing sites

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@JohnSobased 💀

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@GodsSubcntr Place your bets where it stops. Imma go with 90-100

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Why do they all fucking think like this?

Fuuuuuuck these fucking people

Total boomer annihilation

[haley??? @midwest_it_girl]

pov: your boomer parents bought their house in 1980

[Zachlon B @ZachARiah1028]

@NailsToed Litterers are almost as bad as pedophiles in my book. Raping the land.

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R E A L

[ĶÏŇĞ ØPŌŠŞŮM MĪŤĊĦ @TheMitchellnMan]

@NailsToed

[ĶÏŇĞ ØPŌŠŞŮM MĪŤĊĦ @TheMitchellnMan]

@NailsToed

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@TheGenCatton 🙂‍↕️

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Teaching my foid ab invasive species and how to handle them (crush with rock)

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@spikesguides You’re honestly right unless it’s done in an ironic manner

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This is either an Indian or one of you. There’s no in between.

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@JohnSobased HAHA 🤣

[Otto Guy Nophelia @GoobulousG]

@NailsToed It's a cactus nigga, you're lucky you get a fruit in the first place

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@GoobulousG So that’s why it tastes like shit from a butt

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These mf things taste like if you let some lawn clippings soak in a cup of water for 3 minutes then removed them and drank the water.

[ruff @Dusterz]

pours so much energy into looking the part and then goes on to give nothing

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@JohnSobased Real. Like who tf likes these?

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Real

[T 🇹🇹 @AlaskanTom]

@NailsToed

[another ginger mechanic @anothergngrmech]

@NailsToed Third brake light isn't working either. Probably water ingress. So he has 2/3 brake lights inop and is unsafe to drive...but fuck you that fish was precisely one cunt hair too small