General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle

General-ly an asshole.

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

@AlfonsoHegao My planting method- stick it in the ground, give it a pat and a "alright, survive or dont, you figure it out".
So far its worked out pretty well.

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

@fireobserver32 Theyll getcha!

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

Hey..... somethin familiar there....
Can't quite put my finger on it.....

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

Sample

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

Fuckin GOALS.

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

I see the state approved prophet is still crying and pushing half truths.
The fact people treat questioning him the same way they treat questioning their religion should be a moment of reflection but it wont be.

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

@Darifleman2c Because of how our system and society is set up we may end up having to discuss access itself being a right, but we could avoid thst by just not tolerating the way insurance works.
Neither path works with force though lol

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

Poor baby!

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

Its legal here.

[Jack Michael @Jackmichael001]

You got 7 minutes to get the weed smell out of your house before the cop comes in… how you doing it????

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

@2ndChanceCases LMFAOROFL awesome

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

You exist to serve the state and corporations.
The sooner everyone realizes how much of what they think is their personality is a product the faster we can fix shit.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"As lifespans increase, people have to prepare, mentally and financially, to work well into their 70s and 80s," per WSJ

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

This is what yall sound like with the "the left is gonna kill me" delusion.
Stop it.
Get help.
Touch ass.

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

@dipshit210_ @SarahCAndersen Definitely in that boat

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

The straights-

[Just Posting Ls @MomsPostingLs]

Men vs women "locker room talk"

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

Scrolling through Twitter snd seeing 4 different "Christmas existing is proof of Christianity" posts is a good reminder- dont drink in the morning.

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

@RickyLaFleurRX7 Right?

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

Easy fix- dont sign up for weird electives.

[Justin Barclay @MrJustinBarclay]

“I pay money to go to this college.”

Students are paying tens of thousands in tuition at the University of Michigan for this.

Dr. Laura Yakas teaches “Engaging Social Justice, Diversity, and Oppression in Social Work.” In class she sings songs about how horrible America is.

This is what people mean when they say universities have become ideological indoctrination camps.

Parents and taxpayers are funding it. Graduates are leaving with debt and this.

This woman needs to be fired!

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

Dude saw one furry and his world collapsed.
That haircuts SCREAMS "I dont know how to use google".
This what happens here- people lose their mind of shit that didnt happen, post a video, and then everyone thinks its a hell hole here.

[Jake Lang - January 6 Political Prisoner 🇺🇸 @JakeLang]

We just BUSTED UP a digesting “Sea-Meow” FURRY CONVENTION in Seattle that was TARGETED FOR CHILDREN… 😡🤮

These sick Democrats are GROOMING & SEXUALIZING CHILDREN!!!!

(Hundreds of kids were present!)

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

@1982VintageNut I miss the old internet.

[General Catton, soon warlord of former Seattle @TheGenCatton]

@tmddyan2