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[J @nainais]

“I don’t know what he’s saying, but I done heard it!” …ladies and gentlemen, my mother…

[J @nainais]

The fiddle leaf fig!

[J @nainais]

Cosplayed as pollen today!

[J @nainais]

…now I’m office decor…

[J @nainais]

I’m in here trying to figure out what possessed my tv and I’m sitting on the remote 😂🙃

[J @nainais]

I will own beach front property within ten years!

[J @nainais]

Just told someone I lift heavy weights…

I have a boot on my broken right foot and am wearing a shirt that says “I want cookies more than abs”

You think they believed me?!

[J @nainais]

I need a 26hour day and a nanny for my inner child.

[J @nainais]

My eldest nephew came to sit by me at church thinking I had snacks…I do not have snacks…now we both sitting here looking sad

[J @nainais]

I ate lunch three times today… think I’m about to fry some shrimp

[J @nainais]

Me: I need a little snack

*makes and eats three course meal*

[J @nainais]

A short story…

[J @nainais]

I just signed my first email as Dr. Means!
I could float away!

[J @nainais]

Y’all ever feel like your parents hung up too fast when you’re getting off the phone? I’m about to call Yvonne back so we can try that again…

[J @nainais]

Spent my morning power hour dancing around the house!

[J @nainais]

Spent the last fifteen minutes of my power hour playing on the pole!!!

….check on me later y’all…. I worked out and cleaned my carport before hand 🫠

[J @nainais]

Brought my mom with me to the @JanetJackson and @Ludacris concert! The show was amazing! We rapped, sang, and danced the whole time. But the best thing was listening to my mom tell her friend she was out at the concert being my ride or die! 🥹

[J @nainais]

She is doing such thing right now

[J @nainais]

She said she was going to stop working at 11:30….she did no such thing

[J @nainais]

“I know you wanna be heard, but I ain’t listenin’ to no continuum of bullshit” …somebody come get @miakiesha

[J @nainais]

@GoldeSummer Yaaaasssss!

[J @nainais]

We gon’ try again! 👏🏾👏🏾