Naina

Imported from Detroit

[Ken Jeong @kenjeong]

#ad Do you eat mixed nuts one at a time or all together? It’s time we settle this, internet. ALL OR ONE? #PlantersAllorOne

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Sarah Thomas will make history as the first woman to officiate in a Super Bowl 👏

She will be the Down Judge at Super Bowl LV.

[espnW @espnW]

.@KatieSowers, an offensive assistant coach for the 49ers, is the first woman to coach in the Super Bowl 👏 #SBLIV

[Naina @nainiac]

@AkhilGulati @deepdeshpande @Insane_Anuj @TheGlenlivet These are fake, right? Please tell me they are

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

FINAL: The Lions Lions’d, the Cardinals Cardinals’d, everyone’s unhappy and it’s all okay because one day the Earth will get swallowed by the sun and nothing will ever exist ever again

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

The Sopranos should be called Jersey Boys and Jersey Boys should be called The Sopranos

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Dear children of today: Like it or not, you’re really 90s kids.

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

if you're ever disappointed the sun is in your eyes, just imagine how disappointed the sunlight is to travel 93 million miles to touch earth and be stopped a few feet short by your face

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Our attention spans these days are

[Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono]

I have never related more to Jeff Bezos now that he has flaked out on a promise to go to Queens

[Benjamin Domenech @bdomenech]

God exists and loves us, and the proof is Alicia Keys.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

History has its eyes on us all.

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

You need this today. Trust me

[Ryan Struyk @ryanstruyk]

Total women in the U.S. House:

1989:
16 Democrats
13 Republicans

2019:
89 Democrats
13 Republicans

[leeigel @leeigel]

#innovation. https://t.co/6J9BFrNr1j @FOXSports @NFL

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I’m not sure, but maybe we can look into establishing GrinchCon - a tea + coffee crawl where people can spread peace and quiet everywhere they go 😇

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

Every Election Day we are reminded of the weirdness of Columbus Day being a federal holiday instead

[Stan Lewis @StanLewis_]

Party Rock Anthem has the same bpm as Uptown Girl