Andrew

You can dance in double time

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The responses from the owner of The Geographer restaurant in Fort William to TripAdvisor reviews he doesn't like are... quite something. A 🧵 1/n

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@andysays78 I saw All-Seeing Eyes by accident last year and they played some SB tunes. So these tickets were an instant buy this time around

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@MisterBungalow @RoughTrade @DirtbombsBand @ICFDmovie They've just announced some UK tour dates

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"Collision with a van" smh

She was run over, you absolute ghouls

https://t.co/RPAd8atVOX

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Ticket scalpers bad

Charity shop scalpers... good?

https://t.co/hXzKpzItce

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Good to see The Guardian calling Turkey Turkey. https://t.co/P0ezz1onK3

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To be fair, banks can do a lot better here. Security should never ring up customers and ask them to verify identity; they should ring up customers and tell them to ring the number on the back of the card, then hang up https://t.co/eTc6MokGFr

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There is no case. We already get 98% of the value created by entrepreneurs (Nordhaus), so the very idea of a wealth tax is obscene. Evil, if you like. https://t.co/yzUkmYKS0h

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@tomhfh @rorymeakin Cf the family who wanted warnings printed on every jelly packet because their kid died eating a jelly cube

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@rorymeakin "... so I am as of today restricting the ability of social media platforms to bring you such scenes."

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@BaccmaConsult Noise-cancelling headphones?

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@DanNeidle Let me guess: another daft Piketty report that treats "The Rich" like it's a static thing rather than a group of mostly old/soon-to-be-dead people.

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#leopardsatemyface https://t.co/wU6fkvAvy3

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Anthony Head, eh? Anyway, here's Th' Faith Healers and their Coffee Commercial Couples https://t.co/mc9TqSA5QL

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Q: What do historians know about accountancy?
A: As expected, nothing.

https://t.co/Mr4LwJlil1

@JohnRalfe1

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A play in two acts

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@DanNeidle So that's what de Gaulle meant?

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@staylorish Those accounts carry a clean audit opinion from their auditor, Johnston Carmichael.

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@Sir_Moanalot_ @BenZaranko "The dance", where you have to threaten to cancel before they offer you a competitive deal. How about just treating customers fairly from the start?

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@DanNeidle The King v A KC. Not a good look for the legal profession

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@Ameer_Kotecha I defy anyone to name two countries more alike than 2026 United Kingdom and Somaliland. Peas in a pod